Get the 10 best quotesby e-mail weekly!
Overheard in PDX All Categories > Places > Other sites > Overheard in PDX
Recent | Best Of
As My Mom Used to Say to Us When We Were Little Kids
Boy #1: Why do you have all your stuff with you?
Boy #2, carrying oversized bag of athletic equipment: I have class at 3:50, then I have to ride straight over to practice.
Boy #1: Oh, that sucks.
Boy #2: Well, it could be worse. I could have syphilis.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lilly
Categories: Guys | Maladies | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2011-05-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Happens When You Only Let Your Kids Read ee cummings
Girl #1: Oh my god! At work today, the kids had to write stories and they are the worst writers ever! One kid had an entire paragraph with no periods, and a bunch of them were capitalizing days of the week and stuff. It was awful.
Girl #2: You're supposed to capitalize days of the week.
Girl #1, in embarrassed awe: No! You're kidding, right? I told them they weren't supposed to...
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lauren
Categories: Compare and contrast | Education | Girls | Kids | Overheard in PDX | Stupidity | Posted 2010-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Their Evil Is More Insidious
Kid, watching glockenspiel chime: Look mommy, a witch!
Mommy: No honey, that's a nun.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: natalie
Categories: Compare and contrast | Kids | Magic | Moms | Overheard in PDX | Parenting | Religion | Posted 2010-03-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...According to Perez.
Small child to father: You're a sad puppy that burps. You're a stinky puppy that's sad... and burps.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: elizabeth
Categories: Animals | Burping & farting | Compare and contrast | Family ties | Overheard in PDX | Should have used a condom | Posted 2010-03-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
We Could Pretend We're a Siamese Twin
Guy to female bartender: Why don't we just date other people together?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Bartenders | Guys | Offers and requests | Overheard in PDX | Relationships | Sex | Posted 2010-01-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Used to Just Be Known As "R. Kelly"
Girl, about her dog: Yeah... My friends call him "Facefucker."
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lauren
Categories: Animals | Body parts | Girls | Guys | Names | Overheard in PDX | Sex | Posted 2009-12-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That's Meg Ryan.
Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: io
Then Why Haven't You Helped Me Win Any Grammys?
Female tween, following older brother swimming in restricted area: Mom, can I swim where Dave* is?
Mom: No! Swim back over to the shore.
Female tween, in nasal whine: Oh. Myyyyy. God!
Mom: Hey, I gave birth to you. I am your god!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: matt.
Categories: God | Moms | Offers and requests | Overheard in PDX | Parenting | Tweens | Posted 2009-12-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Government Job?
Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Drinking & drunks | Jobs & Careers | On the phone | Overheard in PDX | Smoking | Women | Posted 2009-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Though I Notice You Are Cultivating Quite an Impressive Beer-Gut
College girl #1, walking past maternity section: That's a cute dress.
College girl #2: Yeah, I don't have the boobs to wear it.
College girl #1: Oh, that's a cute one too!
College girl #2: You don't have the fetus to fill out that dress.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: m.
Especially When You're Black.
Manager: Pants off is the new black.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: fool
Categories: Bosses | Clothes | Clothing | Overheard in PDX | Race | Posted 2009-10-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like His Penis, Once.
Creepy, vacant-eyed hipster, apropos of nothing: Jesus loves you. He made you. He shows me things.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Jen
Categories: Creepsters | Hipsters | Jesus | Overheard in PDX | Religious fanatics | Weirdness | Posted 2009-10-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How Sally Got Drunk for the First Time
Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: sarafist
Categories: Compare and contrast | Drinking & drunks | Food | Girls | Guys | Offers and requests | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2009-10-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Giant Cock.
Little girl: I'm in love with a boy at my preschool.
Mom: Yeah? What's he like?
Little girl, shrugging: Blue eyes, blond hair, good skin.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: amy
Do You Like Origami?
Senior citizen: You should see my dick. I only had a quarter of it circumcised.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: b! X
Categories: Health & Hygiene | Offers and requests | Old folks | Overheard in PDX | Penis | Posted 2009-09-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I Bought This Tape Recorder
Indian entrepreneur: I am tired of listening to people talking. I want to listen to me talking.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Bosses | Bringing it back to you | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Wishes | Posted 2009-09-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Become Illegal to Take Them Through Airports
Middle-aged man on bus: I made the mistake of letting my grandkids come over Saturday. They are nothing but little virus factories!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: micah
Categories: Bus | Compare and contrast | Family ties | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Kids | Maladies | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2009-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.
Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: benja
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Friends | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Stupidity | Women | Posted 2009-02-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland
5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: amy.
Categories: Default | Gifts | Guys | Money | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Relationships | Students | Posted 2009-02-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.
Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: kj
Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: b! x.
Categories: Body parts | Default | Girls | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Porn | Questions | Weirdness | Posted 2009-01-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And They're Great Shade on a Sunny Day
Skinny guy: I like the big girls because they're cleaner, and they buy you drinks.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: joe joe.
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Gender issues | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in PDX | Skinny people | Posted 2008-12-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Like Pinnochio's Nose
Woman #1: Well, you know, we're screwed either way. Whether Obama or that other guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: McCain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it's just all... (uses hands to demonstrate) There! What the fuck is that?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: kris.
Categories: Body parts | Default | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in PDX | Politics | Questions | Women | Posted 2008-12-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Peer Counselors' Life Lessons Are Better Than Others
Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: elizabeth
Which Aren't Even Real- They're Chicken Cutlets!
Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: brian
Categories: Body parts | Compare and contrast | Default | Family ties | Friends | Girls | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2008-10-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Speed Bumps
Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: clinton
Categories: Backdoor | Body parts | Compare and contrast | Default | Frat boy types | Offers and requests | Overheard in PDX | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Thought He Was a Colored Guy from Colorado
Human #1: I think he's Indian.
Human #2: Which kind?
Human #1: What do you mean?
Human #2: Where does he come from?
Human #1: Indiana.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: robert
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Geography | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2008-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Don't Want To Know What the "Bread" Was
Girl on cell: His thing...it was like a big lamb sandwich!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Food | Girls | On the phone | Overheard in PDX | Penis | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves
Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: kari
Categories: Default | Family ties | Guys | Kids | Moms | Offers and requests | Overheard in PDX | Parenting | Questions | Shopping | Should have used a condom | Posted 2008-09-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Almost Hit on Her, Too
50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: mehitabel
Categories: Clothes | Default | Family ties | Overheard in PDX | Women | Posted 2008-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That PhD in Fingerpainting Didn't Earn Itself, Sister!
Woman #1: I can't believe they set you up.
Woman #2: I know. I mean, the guy did not even have a college degree. I don't want to sound like an elitist, but I am a doctor. What were they thinking?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: dave
Categories: Assholes | Default | Friends | Overheard in PDX | Women | Posted 2008-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
There Were Also Doubloons in There
Female shoplifting defendant: I'm just saying I didn't have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: woof
Categories: Default | Overheard in PDX | Vagina | Women | Posted 2008-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Aroma Was Strangely Heavenly
Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Default | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Jesus | Names | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Posted 2008-07-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Elmer and Mrs Fudd Are Justifiably Proud of Their Daughter
PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that's an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it's a speech impediment.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: ellen
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Insults | Language barrier | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Students | Posted 2008-06-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Good Thing "Shut Up, You Cow" Is Easy to Convey with Body Language
Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I'm bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I'm bleeding from my neck! Don't you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn't speak English before I married you!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: corwin
Categories: Airports & flights | Assholes | Default | Fat people | Gripes | Health & Hygiene | Language barrier | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Women | Posted 2008-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Don't Trust Skinny People with Your Food
Skinny guy #1: I'm thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Airports & flights | Animals | Default | Food | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Skinny people | Wishes | Posted 2008-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Do You Always Have to Add That?
Guy #1, leaving the bar: I'll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don't die first.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: molly
Categories: Airports & flights | Comebacks | Death & dying | Default | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Whites
Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: brad
Categories: Gossip | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Stupidity | Posted 2008-01-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Toes? What Are You, Gay?
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo' fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin' crack, you clean yo' toes up nice, too!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Categories: Advice | Cleanliness | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2008-01-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Won the Fuck-Like-Walt-Whitman Contest Hands Down
Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend... My knees, ass and thumb hurt.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: clickmehard
Categories: Gossip | Guys | Maladies | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2008-01-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Recent Years, Mr. Rove's Tastes Had Changed
Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn't even hesitate -- he just said, 'Shrek'!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: stephanie
Categories: Beauty | Chicks | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-11-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Day Our Latin Teacher Just Lost It
Yeller: I brought you peanuts and toilet paper as a peace offering, and what did you bring me? Nothing! You brought me nothing! What does that say about our relationship?!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: michael
Categories: Crazies | Gifts | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-11-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just the Lucky Ones, I Told 'Em
Woman: I was in Budapest and people would ask, 'Is everyone in America like Dick Cheney?' And I'm like, 'Fuck no!'
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Chicks | Overheard in PDX | Politics | Posted 2007-10-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Want Me to Check?
Woman: Don't I strike you as blonde?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Bimbettes | Hair | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-10-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Because Then I'd Probably Be Thinner
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Gripes | Idiots | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah, with Superstrings Attached
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I'm never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I'm supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Guys | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Posted 2007-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Barney Fife: You Know, Fuck You, Andy!
Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: anonymous
Categories: Cops | Food | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-09-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless They Were Capri Pants
Philosopher: The world would be a better place if everyone wore pants.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: sarah
Categories: Idiots | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Posted 2007-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sure, Alberto. Sure.
Yelling man: Don't try to pick my pocket! I'm in the FBI! I have a badge! I know the Constitution! I could kill you!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: b!X
Categories: Crazies | Overheard in PDX | Threats | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Homosexual Panic Strikes Edward without Warning
Guy bidding farewell to pals: You guys take care of yourselves in the car... I didn't mean that like it came out.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: mike
Categories: Advice | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Never Told Me That!
Blonde #1: I think it's good we called off the wedding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, marriage probably wasn't the best idea.
Blonde #1: I wonder if I would've actually gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you seriously think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe...
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right after he proposed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess...
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: juniper
Categories: Friends | Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Day That Line's Going to Work
Man: What's your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree... A beautiful tree.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: leslie
Categories: Names | Overheard in PDX | Strangers | Posted 2007-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
David Is a Fully-Functional Dildo As Well
Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: b!X
Categories: Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Strangers | Posted 2007-07-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Get in Line
Father to crying son holding Spider-Man card: That damn Tobey Maguire is ruining my life!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: artwork
Categories: Dads | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Deleted Lyrics from "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Chicks | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Best Tofu, Though
Whiny girl: Oh my god, that chicken is terrible!
Hipster chick: That's because it's tofu.
Whiny girl: Yeah, worst chicken ever.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: sarafist
Categories: Food | Hipsters | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we're not crazy, and we have vaginas.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: paul
Categories: Ladies who lunch | Overheard in PDX | Vagina | Posted 2007-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Man Hopes; the Woman Knows
Old man: Are you going somewhere exciting?
Girl with suitcase: Not really. But when I get there, I'm getting laid.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Gossip | Old folks | Overheard in PDX | Tourists | Posted 2007-06-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Bus 31, Maintain Blissful Ignorance. Over.
Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I've never seen before. Should I be worried?
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: the blankenships
Categories: Bus drivers | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Posted 2007-05-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Eat Brains! ... Oh, Wait
Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: lab
Categories: Jesus | Overheard in PDX | Religious fanatics | Posted 2007-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Look at It, Sitting There in That Box, Plotting, Plotting...
Man: Styrofoam... Just thinking of it sends chills up and down my spine. Man, I hate that stuff.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Crazies | Fears | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Rare Spotting of the Tufted Gay Hobo
Hobo: Hey, man, can you spare a quarter?
Suit: Sure. Here you go.
Hobo: Thanks. [Calling after suit] I like your outfit!
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Clothing | Compliments | Hobos | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-04-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He's Now Extinct
Woman: I can't believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: jose
Categories: Chicks | Kink | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Didn't Fit
Man on phone: Where's Joey? [To someone at the table] Where's Joey? [Into phone] He's in the bathroom trying on a dress.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: bananna lee fishbones
Categories: Coworkers | Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Without Them, Donald Duck's Too Creepy to Be a Role Model
Guy: Once you've seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.
Huber's restaurant
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Fashion | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Restaurants | Posted 2007-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
