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The Aroma Was Strangely Heavenly
Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Default | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Jesus | Names | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Posted 2008-07-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Elmer and Mrs Fudd Are Justifiably Proud of Their Daughter
PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that's an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it's a speech impediment.
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Overheard by: ellen
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Insults | Language barrier | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Students | Posted 2008-06-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Good Thing "Shut Up, You Cow" Is Easy to Convey with Body Language
Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I'm bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I'm bleeding from my neck! Don't you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn't speak English before I married you!
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Overheard by: corwin
Categories: Airports & flights | Assholes | Default | Fat people | Gripes | Health & Hygiene | Language barrier | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Women | Posted 2008-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Don't Trust Skinny People with Your Food
Skinny guy #1: I'm thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Airports & flights | Animals | Default | Food | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Skinny people | Wishes | Posted 2008-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Do You Always Have to Add That?
Guy #1, leaving the bar: I'll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don't die first.
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Overheard by: molly
Categories: Airports & flights | Comebacks | Death & dying | Default | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Whites
Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!
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Overheard by: brad
Categories: Gossip | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Stupidity | Posted 2008-01-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Toes? What Are You, Gay?
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo' fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin' crack, you clean yo' toes up nice, too!
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Categories: Advice | Cleanliness | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2008-01-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Won the Fuck-Like-Walt-Whitman Contest Hands Down
Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend... My knees, ass and thumb hurt.
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Overheard by: clickmehard
Categories: Gossip | Guys | Maladies | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2008-01-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Recent Years, Mr. Rove's Tastes Had Changed
Bra-less woman in tight pink polo shirt, to boyfriend: I asked Carl what his new girlfriend looked like, and he didn't even hesitate -- he just said, 'Shrek'!
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Overheard by: stephanie
Categories: Beauty | Chicks | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-11-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Day Our Latin Teacher Just Lost It
Yeller: I brought you peanuts and toilet paper as a peace offering, and what did you bring me? Nothing! You brought me nothing! What does that say about our relationship?!
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Overheard by: michael
Categories: Crazies | Gifts | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-11-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just the Lucky Ones, I Told 'Em
Woman: I was in Budapest and people would ask, 'Is everyone in America like Dick Cheney?' And I'm like, 'Fuck no!'
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Chicks | Overheard in PDX | Politics | Posted 2007-10-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Want Me to Check?
Woman: Don't I strike you as blonde?
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Bimbettes | Hair | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-10-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Because Then I'd Probably Be Thinner
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Gripes | Idiots | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah, with Superstrings Attached
Guy #1: My lady friend is telling me that I'm never going to get any until I have a nice, big bed at home.
Guy #2: There might be something to that. I read this book called If the Buddha Dated, and I think it talked about us first needing a spiritual nest or something like that.
Guy #1: What? So now I'm supposed to believe in quantum pussy?
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Guys | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Posted 2007-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Barney Fife: You Know, Fuck You, Andy!
Sheriff: These are kind of like deputy pickles.
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Overheard by: anonymous
Categories: Cops | Food | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-09-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless They Were Capri Pants
Philosopher: The world would be a better place if everyone wore pants.
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Overheard by: sarah
Categories: Idiots | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Posted 2007-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sure, Alberto. Sure.
Yelling man: Don't try to pick my pocket! I'm in the FBI! I have a badge! I know the Constitution! I could kill you!
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Overheard by: b!X
Categories: Crazies | Overheard in PDX | Threats | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Homosexual Panic Strikes Edward without Warning
Guy bidding farewell to pals: You guys take care of yourselves in the car... I didn't mean that like it came out.
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Overheard by: mike
Categories: Advice | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Never Told Me That!
Blonde #1: I think it's good we called off the wedding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, marriage probably wasn't the best idea.
Blonde #1: I wonder if I would've actually gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you seriously think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe...
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right after he proposed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess...
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!
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Overheard by: juniper
Categories: Friends | Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some Day That Line's Going to Work
Man: What's your name?
Woman: Juna.
Man: That reminds of me of a tree... A beautiful tree.
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Overheard by: leslie
Categories: Names | Overheard in PDX | Strangers | Posted 2007-08-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
David Is a Fully-Functional Dildo As Well
Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.
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Overheard by: b!X
Categories: Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Strangers | Posted 2007-07-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Get in Line
Father to crying son holding Spider-Man card: That damn Tobey Maguire is ruining my life!
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Overheard by: artwork
Categories: Dads | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Deleted Lyrics from "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
Woman: My life is surreal. His life is about anger and priorities.
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Chicks | Gripes | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Best Tofu, Though
Whiny girl: Oh my god, that chicken is terrible!
Hipster chick: That's because it's tofu.
Whiny girl: Yeah, worst chicken ever.
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Overheard by: sarafist
Categories: Food | Hipsters | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we're not crazy, and we have vaginas.
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Overheard by: paul
Categories: Ladies who lunch | Overheard in PDX | Vagina | Posted 2007-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Man Hopes; the Woman Knows
Old man: Are you going somewhere exciting?
Girl with suitcase: Not really. But when I get there, I'm getting laid.
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Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Gossip | Old folks | Overheard in PDX | Tourists | Posted 2007-06-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Bus 31, Maintain Blissful Ignorance. Over.
Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I've never seen before. Should I be worried?
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Overheard by: the blankenships
Categories: Bus drivers | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Posted 2007-05-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Eat Brains! ... Oh, Wait
Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!
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Overheard by: lab
Categories: Jesus | Overheard in PDX | Religious fanatics | Posted 2007-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Look at It, Sitting There in That Box, Plotting, Plotting...
Man: Styrofoam... Just thinking of it sends chills up and down my spine. Man, I hate that stuff.
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Overheard by: aaron
Categories: Crazies | Fears | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Rare Spotting of the Tufted Gay Hobo
Hobo: Hey, man, can you spare a quarter?
Suit: Sure. Here you go.
Hobo: Thanks. [Calling after suit] I like your outfit!
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Clothing | Compliments | Hobos | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-04-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He's Now Extinct
Woman: I can't believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
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Overheard by: jose
Categories: Chicks | Kink | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Didn't Fit
Man on phone: Where's Joey? [To someone at the table] Where's Joey? [Into phone] He's in the bathroom trying on a dress.
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Overheard by: bananna lee fishbones
Categories: Coworkers | Gossip | Overheard in PDX | Posted 2007-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Without Them, Donald Duck's Too Creepy to Be a Role Model
Guy: Once you've seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.
Huber's restaurant
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Overheard by: rich
Categories: Fashion | Guys | Overheard in PDX | Philosophy | Restaurants | Posted 2007-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
