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I Like the Colors in My LSD Trip to Arrive in a Predictable Sequence
Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I'm in the seventies.
Friend: What? Why?
Young woman: Well, I mean... It's usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.
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Categories: Compare and contrast | Feelings | Friends | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Questions | Sensory experiences | Women | Posted 2008-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Like How Some People Only Smoke When They Drink
Gentleman: See, this is the thing -- I have a couple of drinks, and then I think, 'Hmmm... Spiro's cock up my arse...'
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Categories: Australia | Backdoor | Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2008-02-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Although Either Can Make You Sick
Trendy mother to three-year-old girl: No, tequila isn't sex. Tequila is tequila.
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Categories: Drinking & drunks | Moms | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2008-01-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Awww... Is Somebody Jealous?
Worker: My wife is pregnant!
Boss: Do you have a project plan for this?
Worker: Uh...
Boss: What's the planned date of completion?
Worker: ... May?
Boss: Hope you've done a risk analysis.
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Categories: Coworkers | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Time Management | Posted 2007-12-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Bitch Kept Inking Us
Chick: So, are you still trying to work out how to put a G-string on an octopus?
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Categories: Animals | Chicks | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Questions | Undies | Posted 2007-11-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Some People Take the Metric System Too Far
Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her... Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn't going to work.
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Categories: Gossip | On the phone | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2007-11-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Made Her Compare the Two Videos
Guy: Yeah, no, she dumped me.
Friend: Why?
Guy: Dunno, but I think it was 'cause I said her sister was better in bed.
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Categories: Guys | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Relationships | Posted 2007-10-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Good to Have Plans
Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.
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Categories: Drunks | Kink | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Poop | Posted 2007-09-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Always Wanted That Gift Too, but Never Got It
Girl on cell: I know it's your birthday... but it's my ass!
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Categories: Ass | On the phone | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2007-07-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Movies to Fuck To
Guy looking at picture of Daniel Craig modeling watches: Did you ever get to see Casino Royale? What did you think?
Chick: I don't really know. I was kinda too busy having sex during it.
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Categories: Friends | Gossip | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2007-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then Who'll Be the Man in the Yellow Hat?
Queer guy to queer friend: I'll be the monkey if you'll be the old lady.
Melbourne
Australia
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Categories: Australia | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Queers | Roleplay | Posted 2007-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Pitch This to the Americans -- They'll Love It!
Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I'm not going to run it... Well, I'm not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up -- that's just a little weird... Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.
Univeristy of Melbourne
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Categories: Burping & farting | Colleges & Universities | On the phone | Overheard in Melbourne's Journal | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
