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30-year-old: I will be somebody's cum bucket, but I won't be anybody's cum dumpster!
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Categories: Hoochies | Jobs & Careers | Overheard in Los Angeles | Posted 2007-09-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Gautama: Naw, I Hate Those Hairy Bastards. I'd Pop a Cap in His Ass
DMT vet: When you see the Yeti in the forest, you have to take the Buddhist approach and ask him, 'Why are you here? And what do you have to teach me?'
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Categories: Advice | Crazies | Overheard in Los Angeles | Posted 2007-09-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Wouldn't Want Him to Get Burnt to a Crisp by Sunlight
Pretty goth chick: Do you think if I call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he'll come?
Queer friend: Probably, but only if you call after 10. It's six -- wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you're right.
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Categories: Advice | Friends | Overheard in Los Angeles | Posted 2007-07-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But This Ruler Is Purely Recreational
Woman in miniskirt: I'm a teacher, yo! Wooo! I'm a teacher! [Starts grinding against the wall.]
Hollywood Canteen
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Categories: Jobs & Careers | Overheard in Los Angeles | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
