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Repeat: Shoe Destruction Is Imminent

Announcement over PA system: If any patients have left their shoes in reception, please come and collect them before they are destroyed.

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Categories: Advice | Default | Employees | England | Overheard in London's Journal | Shoes | Posted 2008-03-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

How the British Contend with Murderers

Reporter guy: If he is guilty, take his chandeliers.

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Categories: Advice | Crimes | Guys | Overheard in London's Journal | Posted 2007-12-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Except by Individual Arrangement

Conductor: I don't wee in your house, so you don't wee in my station.

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Categories: Conductors | Etiquette | Overheard in London's Journal | Posted 2007-08-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But I Loved "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"

Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!

Clapham Common Post Office
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Categories: Moms | Overheard in London's Journal | Parenting | Post offices | Posted 2007-03-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook