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It Bounced Back and Totally Kicked My Ass at Beer Pong
Criminal justice professor: Babies are hard. I almost had one die on me. It was pure luck it survived.
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Overheard by: citycat
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Death & dying | Default | Gripes | Kids | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2008-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Goddamn Lungfish!
Property professor: They're only on the land about 25 days a year, and they get full possession? 'What the fuck?!' as they say!
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Overheard by: sa
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Gripes | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Time Management | Posted 2008-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Lionel Richie: Oh, I've Tried.
Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, 'I'm just not that into you'?
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Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Kids | Overheard in Law School | Questions | Teachers | Posted 2008-03-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Only Law I Actually Know Is "Buckle Up"
Professor, after long explanation of transactions: ... But that is probably not the law.
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Categories: Overheard in Law School | Stupidity | Teachers | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Last Year, It Was Empire-Waist Shirts. This Year, Butt Shootings
Professor #1, during a mock voir dire: Where'd you get shot, sir?
Professor #2: In the butt! It's a recent thing! People shoot the victim in the butt!
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Categories: Ass | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless You Happened to Buy Full House on DVD
Torts professor: S-and-M aside, you don't go out and purchase pain and suffering.
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Overheard by: bh
Categories: Education | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2007-11-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'll Need a Female Volunteer from the Audience
Professor: Fondling is not automatically a battery. Fondling is a perfectly permissible activity. Have you considered that some people even like it?
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Overheard by: db
Categories: Overheard in Law School | Questions | Teachers | Posted 2007-09-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Speaking of My Relationship with the DEA...
Professor, as it snows out of season: If I wanted to see white powder this time of year, I'd buy some fucking cocaine! Not that I've ever bought drugs... But if I did, the statute of limitations has long passed... Okay, let's talk about bribery!
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Overheard by: legal lush
Categories: Drugs | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Weather | Posted 2007-08-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Might Want to Cite Sketchy v. State of Kansas, for One Thing
Professor: Well, Miss Two-L, I am going to need a better legal argument than, 'It seems really shady,' but that's a good start.
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Overheard by: kks
Categories: Education | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2007-07-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
No, I Mean You Personally
Third-year student #1: So, I asked her if her husband still showed her affection, and she said, 'Yes, he brings me flowers.'
Third-year student #2: Sadly, that's not really the relevant question.
Third-year student #3: Seriously. The real question is, 'Are you getting head?'
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Categories: Overheard in Law School | Questions | Students | Posted 2007-07-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Whereas "Socrates" Means "Slip Me a $50 and You'll Get an A"
Third year student #1, about exam: What the hell was up with the reference to Aristotle?
Third year student #2: That's code for, 'I cordially invite you to bullshit.'
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Categories: Education | Overheard in Law School | Students | Posted 2007-06-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The "X-Wing" Is a Favorite of Mine
Second year student: So, what do you do when your potential client is not being straight with you?
Professor: If you can't get at them frontally, get at them sideways.
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Overheard by: bootstraps
Um... I Meant, "Can I Speak French?"
Guest speaker: What are the rules for language in this class?
Professor: Go right ahead. You can say 'fuck' all you want.
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Categories: Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Words | Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Country's Just a Collection of Ill-Matched Couples
International Trade professor: This may seem counter-intuitive, but why would any country agree to something that would make it worse off? Just like my first marriage, it happens.
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Categories: Overheard in Law School | Relationships | Teachers | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And My Blender Is a Total Mess
Second year law student: I don't know what I drank last night, but my mouth tastes like a French whore today.
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Categories: Drinking & drunks | Overheard in Law School | Students | Posted 2007-05-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Minus
Third year law student #1 as assignment is handed back: I got a 'Good.'
Third year law student #2: I got a 'Drop out of law school.'
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Categories: Education | Insults | Overheard in Law School | Students | Posted 2007-04-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Bar for Chivalry Has Gotten Very Low
Gender professor: I don't know how you'd know by just looking at men if they're the chivalrous kind or the rapey kind.
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Categories: Character | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2007-04-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Practice Prohibited by a Scalia Decision
3L law student: He's just irritating. He's like one of those people who masturbates to Scalia decisions.
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Categories: Insults | Masturbation | Overheard in Law School | Students | Posted 2007-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He Really Knew How to Make Me Feel at Home
Student: He called me a bitch. Only my mom calls me a bitch.
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Categories: Names | Overheard in Law School | Students | Posted 2007-03-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Telepathic Communication Exception
Evidence prof, about hearsay exceptions: When Lebron James makes a three at the end of a game, is it a statement? He's not actually saying anything. Actually, often when I go to games there is a woman with Downs Syndrome who sits behind me. She's a lovely woman... She thinks the players are talking to her.
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Categories: Mental illnesses | Overheard in Law School | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which Is Why Jurors Can Relate to Them
Evidence professor: You really have no idea how stupid criminal defendants are. Imagine the stupidest person you went to high school with. Now, imagine a person that your stupid high school buddy would consider stupid. That's your criminal defendant.
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Overheard by: kw
Categories: Insults | Overheard in Law School | Stupidity | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Cleaned a Drain, Most Likely
Professor: Can you tell us about the conversion of Ireland?
Student: I dunno. Something about Saint Patrick and a snake? I'm not sure what he did with the snake.
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Overheard by: jw
Categories: Overheard in Law School | Students | Stupidity | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
