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Solid, Liquid, or Gas?
Kid: Mommy, I have to go to the bathroom.
Mom: It's not too late, is it?
Kid: No, I just let out a little stinker.
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Categories: Moms | Overheard in Lake County | Poop | Should have used a condom | Posted 2007-08-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
With the Lawnmower
Woman #1, wearing an arm cast: Yeah, so my husband broke his hand now, too.
Woman #2: How'd he do that?
Woman #1: I ran it over with my car.
Woman #2: Why?!
Woman #1: Well, he ran mine over first!
Woman #2: I guess I can see that as a good reason...
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Categories: Gossip | Ladies who lunch | Overheard in Lake County | Posted 2007-08-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Whereas She's Only Crazy If She Expects an Answer
Woman to her dog, as other dogs bark at them: They're crazy.
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Categories: Animals | Crazies | Overheard in Lake County | Posted 2007-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Messy, Uncomfortable, and Potentially Fatal
Girl: I honestly think anal sex is just as bad as fucking a guy with a girlfriend.
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Categories: Backdoor | Chicks | Overheard in Lake County | Philosophy | Posted 2007-04-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think He's Getting Ready to Say, "I Love You"
Chick #1: So, you guys might move in together?
Chick #2: Yeah.
Chick #1: I didn't know you were that serious.
Chick #2: Well, I had his abortion, so yeah, I guess we're pretty serious.
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Categories: Abortion | Chicks | Overheard in Lake County | Relationships | Posted 2007-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
