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In Between Lute Lessons

Teacher, incredulously: You never read Harold and the Purple Crayon?!
Student: Well, sorry, I was reading Machiavelli.

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Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Books | Comebacks | Default | Gripes | Overheard in High School | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Paving the Way for Such Great Presidents As Martin Luther King and Ice T

Bimbette: Harriet Tubman? Of course I know who that was. She was America's first black president!

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Overheard by: Marina

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Categories: Bimbettes | Default | History | Overheard in High School | Stupidity | Posted 2008-03-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Kid Used to Invent Statistics for the Bush Administration

Teacher: You will build a car from a mouse trap.
Student #1: Those things are dangerous!
Teacher: What?
Student #1: People have died from them!
Student #2: Who's died from a mousetrap?
Student #1: Over 16 babies have been killed by mousetraps.
Teacher, after pause: People, keep your babies away from it.

Shout-out: overheardinhighschool.blogspot.com

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Categories: Advice | Lies | Overheard in High School | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-01-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook