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Um, I'm Brianna.

High school girl #1: Hey, I'm really sorry for teasing you before. I'm usually really sweet!
High school girl #2, mumbling: That's okay.
High school girl #1: Not Brianna, though, she's a total bitch!

High School

Overheard by: stuck in the bathroom stall next to you


Categories: Character | Girls | Gossip | Insults | Overheard in High School | Posted 2011-04-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

In Between Lute Lessons

Teacher, incredulously: You never read Harold and the Purple Crayon?!
Student: Well, sorry, I was reading Machiavelli.

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Paving the Way for Such Great Presidents As Martin Luther King and Ice T

Bimbette: Harriet Tubman? Of course I know who that was. She was America's first black president!

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Overheard by: Marina


Categories: Bimbettes | Default | History | Overheard in High School | Stupidity | Posted 2008-03-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Kid Used to Invent Statistics for the Bush Administration

Teacher: You will build a car from a mouse trap.
Student #1: Those things are dangerous!
Teacher: What?
Student #1: People have died from them!
Student #2: Who's died from a mousetrap?
Student #1: Over 16 babies have been killed by mousetraps.
Teacher, after pause: People, keep your babies away from it.

Shout-out: overheardinhighschool.blogspot.com


Categories: Advice | Lies | Overheard in High School | Students | Teachers | Posted 2008-01-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook