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There's a Lesson in That
Guy: Egg salad is a dish best served cold.
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Overheard by: alyssa
Categories: Advice | Food | Guys | Overheard in College Park | Sensory experiences | Words | Posted 2008-05-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Once a Month. Our People Love Dragons and Firecrackers
White girl to Asian guy: So... How often is Chinese New Year?
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Overheard by: tom
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Idiots | Maryland | Overheard in College Park | Questions | Students | Stupidity | Time Management | Whiteys | Posted 2008-03-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sonic's Too Spiky
Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess...
Dork #2: I'd rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!
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Overheard by: thomas
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard in College Park | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Now That I Know I Can, I'm Adding It to My Routine
Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.
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Overheard by: alyssa
Categories: Animals | Guys | Overheard in College Park | Violence | Posted 2007-05-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Need to Know What to Call What I'm Up To
Girl: Isn't that called 'sodomy'? Or is that when you shit on someone?
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Overheard by: tracey
Categories: Chicks | Overheard in College Park | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Gerald Is Known for His Bizarre Summaries of M*A*S*H
Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.
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Overheard by: alyssa
Categories: Movies | Overheard in College Park | Students | Posted 2007-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Top 10 All Time Scorer on Grand Theft Auto
Guy at ID counter: I'm sorry. Don't shoot the messenger.
Old lady: I'd rather shoot the police...
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Overheard by: tom
Categories: Old folks | Overheard in College Park | Threats | Posted 2007-03-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
