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Go Fuck Yourself?
Wife of fat guy: Y'know, honey, I heard on Oprah that every 35 pounds you lose, you gain an inch in penis length.
Fat guy: I know I could stand to lose 70 pounds, but what am I gonna do with a 22-inch dick?
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Couples | Diet & weight | Overheard in California's Journal | Penis | Posted 2007-10-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They're Made of Kiln-Fired Yak Dung with Sisal Straps
Woman: Are these sandals man-made?
Clerk: The materials?
Woman: No, are these sandals man-made? Like, are they organic?
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Idiots | Overheard in California's Journal | Shoes | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Llamas: Jeez, Who Could Live Up to That?
Harried mom pushing stroller and toting three minions: Do you wanna see the llamas? We're gonna see the llamas! Don't you wanna see the llamas?!
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Animals | Moms | Overheard in California's Journal | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Roll My Own
Woman: You can't lay a guilt trip on me! I was raised Catholic!
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Grumpies | Overheard in California's Journal | Religion | Posted 2007-08-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like What a Tonsillectomy Does to Your Singing Voice
Hubby: Man, when I trim my ass hair my farts sound weird!
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: Hair | Hubbies | Overheard in California's Journal | Posted 2007-03-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And He's Not Getting Out 'Til He Learns the Combo
Male coworker: So, wassup?! You holding down the third trimester? You got that thang on lock?!
Preggers coworker: Hell yeah!
Oakland, California
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
Categories: California | Coworkers | Overheard in California's Journal | Pregnancy | Posted 2007-03-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
