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Then We Had a Good Laugh and Made Sweet, Passionate Love

Hungover guy: Man, I got so fucked up last night. The last thing I remember was walking into the bathroom. And then this morning I woke up to the sound of someone yelling "Who the fuck are you?" So, naturally, I responded with, "Well, who the fuck are you!?" and then I looked around and said, "Wait... yeah, I might be in the wrong place." And the guy goes, "Wait, no, I think I might be in the wrong place."

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Categories: Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Memory lane | Overheard in Athens | Questions | Posted 2008-08-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

With a Boyfriend, I'll Go Through Less Peanutbutter

Vet student #1: I need to see about some place that allows animals next year. I really miss my cats.
Vet student #2: Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it all just depends. I mean, if I can get a boyfriend, I might not even need a dog.

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Categories: Animals | Europe | Overheard in Athens | Relationships | Students | Posted 2008-01-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Call Me Back When Your Aneurism Subsides

Girl on phone: Mommy, my nose is pierced, I'm marrying a girl, I'm in love with a gay boy, and I'm pregnant. One of these is false. Goodbye.

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Categories: Lies | On the phone | Overheard in Athens | Posted 2007-04-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Also, Instead of Lab Equipment, I've Purchased Myself Extra Scotch

Poli-Sci professor putting a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector: Well, normally we'd talk about the syllabus right now, but our department's so cheap they couldn't print a syllabus for each of you, so I'll show you a picture of a panda instead.

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Categories: Class | Education | Overheard in Athens | Teachers | Posted 2007-04-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook