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Which One?
Guy #1: Let's see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What's that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Idiots | Jesus | Movies | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2008-01-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hahaha, Yeah, a Virulent Antibiotic-Resistant Strain
Chick to guy: Well, the joke's on you, because I have syphilis.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Biotechs | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-10-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And What Gets It Out of Silk?
Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: eston
Categories: Chicks | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Questions | Posted 2007-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But My Anal Beads Respond Better to The Cure
Chick #1, perusing CDs: The Ramones? I've never really listened to them. Are they any good?
Chick #2: Oh, yeah, I listen to them all the time when I'm using my vibrator!
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: chris
Categories: Chicks | Music | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Toys | Posted 2007-08-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe You Could Throw a Few of Those Stalkers My Way?
Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They're also creepy guys that I'm not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can't be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don't understand -- you're not pretty like me.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: kolby
Categories: Biotechs | Gripes | Insults | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And I'm Prepared to Fight a War on Two Fronts
Crazy man at bus stop in front of the Union: I'm a Nazi for sex, ya fuckin' sluts.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: gen
Categories: Bragging | Crazies | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-06-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight We'll Watch Gentleman's Agreement
Mother to three kids: It doesn't matter if they come from Jewland, they're still Americans.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Philip
Categories: Jews | Michigan | Moms | North America | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Parents | USA | Posted 2007-06-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Need to Know If I Should Be Arresting You
Drunk woman: I like gay porn!
Nearby lady: Male or female?
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Drunks | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Porn | Posted 2007-05-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or Was It Your Turn to Take the Roofies?
Dude to another: Remember that gang bang we had last night?
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Creepsters | Kink | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Questions | Posted 2007-04-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm More of a Cammy Fan, Myself
Geek #1: I would totally do Chun-Li.
Geek #2: Dude, she's a fictional video game character...
Geek #1: I don't care, she's smoking hot.
Geek #2: Whatever, she's only 16-bit.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: eric
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Games | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Blonde Leading the Blonde
Woman #1: How do you spell 'rarely'?
Woman #2: R-A-I-R-L-E-E... Here, maybe I should fill that out.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: office dog
Categories: Doctor's office | Idiots | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which, We're Guessing, Is Politics
Dude: I'm the kind of person who does what I do.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Bob
Categories: Idiots | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Stupidity | Posted 2007-03-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'll Think of More Reasons Once I Start
Frat boy #1: I think I'm going to start doing cocaine instead of marijuana. I need to step it down a notch.
Frat boy #2: Uh, how is that stepping it down, exactly?
Frat boy #1: I dunno. I just think cocaine is more practical.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: amy
Categories: Drugs | Frat boy types | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-03-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I May Have Buttered My Ass and Come As a Parker House Roll
Chick: Do I know you from somewhere?
Dude: Uh... maybe?
Chick: Didn't you come to my Halloween party dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Dude: No.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Clothing | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Students | Posted 2007-03-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But They Hate for You to Mess with Them
Girl: Well, I mean, skunks do have nipples...
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Categories: Animals | Chicks | Nipples | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-03-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
