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Yeah, Indirectly
Girl: No, isn't Macbeth the one where she gets her husband to kill Macbeth?
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Categories: Books | Death & dying | Education | Family ties | Girls | Overheard at York | Questions | Relationships | Violence | Posted 2008-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Each Is Unique, Like a Snowflake
Girl to another: We'll figure it out. I'll Facebook your ass or something.
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Categories: Chicks | Internet | Overheard at York | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How to Never Do It Again. Ever.
Chick #1: So, what was it like? Would you do it again?
Chick #2: Kind of like a hot dog... I was so hungry...
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #1: I just wanted to bite down, y'know?
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Categories: BJs | Chicks | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-09-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Outliving and Outperforming Me and Whatnot
Brat: There's no real chocolate bars in this vending machine. Stupid healthy people!
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Categories: Gripes | Grumpies | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-08-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Shiny, Though
Girl #1: That Zodiac movie looks pretty good...
Girl #2: Of course! It has Jake Gyllenhaal in it. Everything he touches turns to gold.
Girl #1: Oh, I know!
Girl #2: Mmm, I'd like him to touch me.
Girl #1: But it would be so uncomfortable to be all gold down there.
Girl #2: [Silence.]
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: God, you're stupid
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Categories: About celebrities | Bimbettes | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-08-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When the Veil Lifts, Revealing the Male Mystery
Girl: So, I was here yesterday and there was this, like, gorgeous guy standing in front of me. And then guess what he did? He let one go! Seriously! It wasn't quiet, either -- more like someone ripping carpet off a floor. I wondered if he'd messed himself... Gnarls Barkley again? Don't they have any other mixed tapes?
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Categories: Burping & farting | Overheard at York | Students | Posted 2007-06-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Pass the Bong Back to Me before We Discuss This Further
Bimbette: There was racism because when the English were being mean to the Irish people.
Dude: Ummm, English and Irish people are both Caucasian. Technically, they're the same race.
Bimbette: No, Irish people have red hair.
Inattentive TA: That's an interesting point.
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Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at York | Race | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When He Didn't Respond I Unfriended Him
Nerd: So, what do you think of Hitler?
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Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | History | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
