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Ever Seen One That Could Crack a Walnut Before?
Guy on cell: Look, I'm just saying. If he wants to play hardball, I'm totally prepared to show him just how hard my balls are.
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Overheard by: Jon
Categories: Balls | Guys | On the phone | Overheard at York | Threats | Words | Posted 2010-03-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Stupid Internet
Girl at humanities tutorial: Did we have to have works cited for our essay?
TA: Yes, you need to cite your sources.
Girl: That's so unfair! I can't be penalized just because I didn't have works cited!
TA: You need to cite your sources.
Girl: But what if I didn't have any sources?
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Overheard by: headdesk
If Only There Were Some Way to Limit How Many Can Register
Professor #1: Trying to crowd thirty-two students into a space meant for sixteen just isn't working.
Professor #2: Oh, really?
Professor #1: Is it at all possible to have the room reassigned without wading through the bureaucracy?
Professor #2: No, and that's why I always assign the thickest and most difficult readings in the first two weeks.
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Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Coworkers | Default | Education | Gripes | Offers and requests | Overheard at York | Questions | Teachers | Posted 2008-11-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah, Indirectly
Girl: No, isn't Macbeth the one where she gets her husband to kill Macbeth?
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Overheard by: Stu
Categories: Books | Death & dying | Education | Family ties | Girls | Overheard at York | Questions | Relationships | Violence | Posted 2008-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Each Is Unique, Like a Snowflake
Girl to another: We'll figure it out. I'll Facebook your ass or something.
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Categories: Chicks | Internet | Overheard at York | Posted 2008-01-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How to Never Do It Again. Ever.
Chick #1: So, what was it like? Would you do it again?
Chick #2: Kind of like a hot dog... I was so hungry...
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #1: I just wanted to bite down, y'know?
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Categories: BJs | Chicks | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-09-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Outliving and Outperforming Me and Whatnot
Brat: There's no real chocolate bars in this vending machine. Stupid healthy people!
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Categories: Gripes | Grumpies | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-08-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Shiny, Though
Girl #1: That Zodiac movie looks pretty good...
Girl #2: Of course! It has Jake Gyllenhaal in it. Everything he touches turns to gold.
Girl #1: Oh, I know!
Girl #2: Mmm, I'd like him to touch me.
Girl #1: But it would be so uncomfortable to be all gold down there.
Girl #2: [Silence.]
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: God, you're stupid
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Categories: About celebrities | Bimbettes | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-08-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When the Veil Lifts, Revealing the Male Mystery
Girl: So, I was here yesterday and there was this, like, gorgeous guy standing in front of me. And then guess what he did? He let one go! Seriously! It wasn't quiet, either -- more like someone ripping carpet off a floor. I wondered if he'd messed himself... Gnarls Barkley again? Don't they have any other mixed tapes?
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Categories: Burping & farting | Overheard at York | Students | Posted 2007-06-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Pass the Bong Back to Me before We Discuss This Further
Bimbette: There was racism because when the English were being mean to the Irish people.
Dude: Ummm, English and Irish people are both Caucasian. Technically, they're the same race.
Bimbette: No, Irish people have red hair.
Inattentive TA: That's an interesting point.
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Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at York | Race | Stupidity | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When He Didn't Respond I Unfriended Him
Nerd: So, what do you think of Hitler?
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Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | History | Overheard at York | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
