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That, and World Peace
Guy (joyous): I want to stay in college forever!
Girl (ecstatic): I want to put in a new tampon!
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Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Gender issues | Girls | Guys | Overheard at Yale | Stupidity | Wishes | Posted 2008-07-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Really Do Get a Little Something Extra at the Ivies
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that...
English professor: Isn't "Balls!" such a great expression? It's just so... you know... I give you all permission to interject and interrupt this class by shouting "Balls!" at any time for the rest of the year. Sorry, go ahead with your comment.
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that...
English professor: Balls!
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Overheard by: overheardatyale
Um, Is That Lipstick on Your Teeth?
Girl #1: That's bad luck!
Girl #2: What's bad luck?
Girl #1: Putting purses on your floor. You might as well put your menstrual blood on your face!
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Categories: Advice | Friends | Overheard at Yale | Posted 2007-12-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But He Gave Me an A on the Midterm, So I Looked the Other Way
Chick: ... And he was so dorky that he, like, mistook my ass for my vagina and he started fingering it, and I was like, 'Oh, he's a pro,' but then I realized and was like, '... Oh...'
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Overheard by: overheardatyale
Categories: Backdoor | Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at Yale | Posted 2007-12-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
No Man Can Resist Her
Yale girl: Last night when I was getting ready to go to bed I was putting pajamas on and there was half a quesadilla in my bra.
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Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at Yale | Posted 2007-11-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Only When He's Sucking Cock, Though
Girl #1: Every time I see him, he seems so sad.
Girl #2: Every time I see him, he seems so hot!
Girl #1: Well, yeah, but also... somewhat... homosexual.
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Overheard by: JB
Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at Yale | Posted 2007-10-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
