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And If Bad Grammar Were the New Good Grammar...
Guy: Man, if failing was the new pass, I'd be doing so good.
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Overheard by: lauren
Categories: Idiots | Overheard at Western | Philosophy | Posted 2007-12-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Look That Up in the Fetish Dictionary
Chick: I just want to rub some ointment containing scopolamine and atropine on a broomstick, stick it in my cooch, and fly away!
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Overheard by: tiffany
Categories: Chicks | Overheard at Western | Vagina | Posted 2007-08-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Guess I Could Donate the One from My Private Collection
Girl #1: Oh, man, I still have to contribute money for the grad gift.
Girl #2: Yeah, I had to do that yesterday.
Girl #1: What sucks is that you have no say as to how the gift is used. I mean, a portrait of Professor Erickson* is nice, but a statue of Professor Erickson fighting a bear... Now that would be amazing!
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Categories: Gossip | Overheard at Western | Students | Posted 2007-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Psh, What Fun Would That Be?
Girl to stupid friend: If you're going to lie, check your geography first.
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Overheard by: stephanie
Categories: Advice | Friends | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Should Probably Stop Rimming the Collie
Chick #1: What's wrong?
Chick #2: Today I spent, like, an hour getting a dog hair out of my eyeball.
Chick #1: What? How did you do that?
Chick #2: I don't know, but every day I wake up with dog hair in my eyeballs.
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Overheard by: christina
Categories: Animals | Chicks | Gripes | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now I'm Not So Sure...
Hot chick #1: You? You're gonna love me.
Hot chick #2: I already do!
Hot chick #1: Good. Cream cheese?
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Categories: Bonding | Chicks | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-08-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Jimmy, If a Cow Got the Chance, He'd Eat You and Everyone You Care About
Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so... Actually, maybe not lions. They're pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah, we'd probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.
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Overheard by: ryan
Categories: Animals | Guys | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-07-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
April: Actually, I Was Boning Donatello
Chick #1: Have I ever told you how much I hate Sex and the City?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: I just think that if women are going to base their lives around a TV show, it should be a cooler one... like Ninja Turtles.
Chick #2: You're right.
Chick #1: April O'Neil was a good role model. She was interested in reporting the truth and wearing yellow jumpsuits. And nailing Casey Jones. He was hot.
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Categories: Chicks | Overheard at Western | TV shows | Posted 2007-07-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But Hurrah for Random People Giving Me Ritalin!
Girl #1: Oh, god. It's freezing! Fuck life!
Girl #2: You mean, fuck the weather.
Girl #1: No, fuck life... And fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
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Overheard by: dela
Categories: Chicks | Gripes | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-06-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Also, Sex. That Was Me, Too
Guy: Yeah, that whole pot-smoking thing? I totally started it!
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Overheard by: kate & matt
Categories: Bragging | Drugs | Idiots | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Flossing Doesn't Seem to Have Helped
Chick #1: I have toothpaste on my crotch.
Chick #2: Uh... What?
Chick #1: I was brushing my teeth this afternoon and I got excited.
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Overheard by: natalie
Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Now It's Payback Time
Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nipple on Friday!
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Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Nipples | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Work So Hard All Week
Devout chick: Oh my god, I know! I never wear bras on Sundays!
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Overheard by: katrina
Categories: Chicks | Clothing | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Oh, Fuck -- Go Ahead and Hit Me
Girl: Hey, quit staring at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you staring at my girlfriend's breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see... It's like this -- she's like my sister.
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Overheard by: lissa
Categories: Guys | Lies | Overheard at Western | Rack | Posted 2007-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
There's Just Something about the Sweating and the Open Sores
Girl #1: Oh my god! You should see this guy I met at a party [shows a picture on her computer].
Girl #2: Yeah, he's pretty good-looking.
Girl #1: I know, he's so hot. Like, in an 'I'm mysterious and a recovering drug addict' sort of way.
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Overheard by: laura
Categories: Beauty | Chicks | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Girl: Yeah, Three Strokes and Out, WTF?
Guy #1: I totally told her I wasn't with anyone else on my cruise, but I clearly slept with another girl!
Guy #2: Victory!
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Overheard by: shannon
Categories: Infidelity | Jerks | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Was Outvoted on That One
Chick on cell: I'm doing my paper on child euthanasia... Yeah, they'd have to be terminally ill, not just ugly kids.
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Overheard by: natalie
Categories: Beauty | On the phone | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-05-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Sell a Kit for That, Too
Professor: It's like IKEA -- you buy some furniture, think you can put it all together, you go home and fail and then go slit your wrists in the corner.
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Overheard by: shawn
Categories: Education | Overheard at Western | Teachers | Posted 2007-04-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless You Like Zima
Dude to two chicks: So, my friends are really nice... Just don't accept any drinks from them.
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Overheard by: nate
Categories: Advice | Creepsters | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-04-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aren't You a Little Old to Be Riding on the Tea Cups?
Chick: Hey, how was your reading week?
Dude: Okay. I just went home, did nothing. How was yours?
Chick: It was good. I went to Florida.
Dude: Yeah, I saw some pic---tures... [Awkward silence.] Well, I'll see ya.
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Overheard by: alex
Categories: Internet | Overheard at Western | Students | Posted 2007-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He's a Lousy Dater but the Best Darned Scarf Salesman in His Jurisdiction
Girl #1, after watching lousy pick-up artist with her friend: So, was that your future husband?
Girl #2: He just gave me this feeling... It was like I'd never be warm again.
London Tap House
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Categories: Chicks | Insults | Overheard at Western | Posted 2007-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not Much of a 'Break' at All, Really
Girl: So, what did you do over the break?
Guy: Well, I beat off a lot.
Saugeen snack bar
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Overheard by: eric
Categories: Masturbation | Overheard at Western | Students | Posted 2007-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Memento Whori
Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm... about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.
Prince Albert's Diner
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Overheard by: al
Categories: Chicks | Overheard at Western | Vagina | Posted 2007-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
