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You Going Somewhere with This, Prof?
Professor: Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?
Student: A beech tree's got lighter bark.
Professor: But otherwise there's no difference?
Student: I dunno 'bout the leaves or anything, but when you buy furniture from IKEA, beech wood's always lighter.
Professor: But could you identify a birch tree from a beech tree if you saw one on campus?
Student: If I cut it down, maybe.
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Categories: Education | Overheard at Stanford | Questions | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-11-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That, and We Can Swap Clothes
Guy: I think the reason I'm attracted to lesbians is their indifference to men.
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Categories: Guys | Overheard at Stanford | Philosophy | Posted 2007-10-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When It's My Turn, You Won't Have to Be
Girl: Slower, and harder. Down!
Guy: You're very patient.
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Categories: Compliments | Friends | Overheard at Stanford | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
From Now On, I Leave the Octopus in the Tank
Dude to friend: I was sitting and then it squirted all over my shirt...
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Categories: Gossip | Guys | Overheard at Stanford | Posted 2007-08-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Drink Some of Each and Find Out
Dude: Wait, so is the stronger acid HCl or H2O?
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Categories: Guys | Overheard at Stanford | Questions | Posted 2007-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Pain Is Bad -- Let's Agree on That
Girl: No, no! Vicodin is bad! Vicodin is bad, Percoset is good!
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Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Drugs | North America | Overheard at Stanford | USA | Posted 2007-06-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But You Can Have a Nose-Head, Like in Those Allergy Commercials
Sensible chick to dude: Look, you can only have one dick, and it can't be your entire body.
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Overheard by: bob
Categories: Chicks | Overheard at Stanford | Penis | Posted 2007-04-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Han Solo: Nothing I Do Will Ever Be Enough
Virgin: He has to save the universe! Do you know what that's like? Do you know what that feels like? No! Because you're not Luke Skywalker!
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Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Movies | Overheard at Stanford | Posted 2007-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Note to Self: Buy Candy Corn
Sweet-toothed student: If you put an infinite amount of candy corn in front of me, I will eat until I die. Do you understand that?
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Categories: Candy | Overheard at Stanford | Students | Posted 2007-03-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
