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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About American Politics But Were Afraid to Ask
Guy #1: So I signed up for the Republican Club.
Guy #2: But you're not Republican, are you?
Guy #1: No, but this guy was wearing a shirt I really liked. I just want the shirt.
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Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Clothing | Guys | Overheard at McGill | Politics | Stupidity | Posted 2010-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Since Alf Went Out Of the Business
Girl, getting up to leave: Gotta go meet flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine.
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Overheard by: Ben
Categories: Crimes | Drugs | Girls | Overheard at McGill | Weirdness | Posted 2009-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Greatest Achievement Since Your Darfur/Wizard Of Oz Essay
Guy: You do realize what you just did, right? You tied a Holocaust paper to Pokemon.
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Overheard by: rvc
Fox: "Can We Base a Reality Series on That Premise?"
Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
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Overheard by: philosopher
Hey, Our Children Is Learning!
Girl #1: No, dude, I never knew New Jersey was in New York!
Girl #2: Yeah... I didn't even know New Jersey was a city!
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Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Girls | Idiots | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | US Geography | Posted 2009-08-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Hoping the Baby Will Bring Us Closer Together
Girl: Finally! I'm no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.
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Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | Overheard at McGill | Virginity | Posted 2009-04-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which, in Turn, Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself
Girl: Ever since I started making an effort to look good for school, I've felt so good about myself. Now, people are calling me! (pause) For sex.
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Overheard by: Sherbrooke
...Slowly Rubbing Shea Butter on My Back
Professor, about English grammar: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.
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Overheard by: ed216
Categories: Character | Compare and contrast | Default | Education | Overheard at McGill | Teachers | Posted 2008-12-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They Keep a Lot on the Down Low
Guy: I have a lot of respect for icebergs. They're not trying to show off or anything.
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Overheard by: aylmer
Why Says Canadians Are Boring and Dry?
Girl: Don't have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don't mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn't like that. I'm a fountain.
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Overheard by: aylmer
Categories: Compare and contrast | Cum | Default | Girls | Guys | Offers and requests | Overheard at McGill | Sexuality | Words | Posted 2008-12-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Now He's All Wanting to Give Me Backrubs and Watch Hope Floats
Upper year girl, about much younger student: I couldn't get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!
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Overheard by: Paul
Categories: Default | Girls | Overheard at McGill | Sexuality | Wishes | Posted 2008-11-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership
Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well...minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
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Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Diet & weight | Girls | Insults | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2008-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Perhaps the Little Beret Was a Poor Idea?
Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know--it keeps speaking French.
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Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Categories: Default | Friends | Gender issues | Girls | Language barrier | Overheard at McGill | Vagina | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who's the Sluttiest at McGill?
Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don't call them back...ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?
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Overheard by: cybertheque
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Friends | Girls | Infidelity | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2008-06-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Never Before Has a Yeast Infection Been So Delicious
Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!
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Categories: Creepsters | Default | Offers and requests | Overheard at McGill | Sexuality | Women | Words | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mmm, Faminelicious.
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can't afford food.
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Categories: Beauty | Chicks | Compare and contrast | Compliments | Default | Diet & weight | Food | Gender issues | Geography | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2008-04-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... With Our Settlement Money
Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.
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Overheard by:
Categories: Canadia | Compare and contrast | Default | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | Violence | Posted 2008-03-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
None of the Races Are Much of a Bargain
Asian girl: I hate being Asian!
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Feared I Might Inadvertently Become a Lesbian
Girl #1: I know for a fact this year is going to be way better than last year.
Girl #2: Why's that?
Girl #1: Because this year I actually have designer clothes. Last year I didn?t have any, and I was so unhappy!
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Overheard by:
Categories: Canadia | Clothing | Compliments | Default | Girls | Idiots | Overheard at McGill | Students | Posted 2008-03-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Basically All Your Problems Are in Your Head?
Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, 'Why can?t I say things like that?!' And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I'm not getting into law school, I'm not going to get a position at the UN... Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!
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Overheard by:
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Education | Gripes | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | Posted 2008-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like We Do at Funerals
Guy: Hey, the Pussycat Dolls are coming to Montreal!
Girl: Cool.
Guy: Wanna go?
Girl: Yeah! We can sit in the front row and masturbate!
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Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Guys | Masturbation | Music | Offers and requests | Overheard at McGill | TV shows | Posted 2008-03-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Gonna Be a Long Semester
Linguistics professor, after girl asks question: Well, the short answer would be 'Yes,' and by 'yes' I mean 'no.'
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Overheard by:
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | Teachers | Words | Posted 2008-03-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... In Case You're Wondering Why Your Chairs Have Seat-Belts
Professor: I have a low threshold for body movement!
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Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Default | Gripes | Health & Hygiene | Overheard at McGill | Teachers | Posted 2008-03-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And I've Gone to Quite a Few Tastings
Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I've ever had!
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Overheard by: douglas
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Comebacks | Default | Food | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2008-03-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Donna, This Tastes Like You
Girl #1: Ew, this sushi is like jizz! Here, eat some so I'm not the only one.
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Come on, put it in your mouth. Just taste it. Just a little bit. I don't want to be the only one!
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Overheard by:
Categories: Canadia | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Cum | Default | Food | Girls | Gripes | Overheard at McGill | Students | Posted 2008-03-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Except in the Movie We'd Know Kung Fu Instead of Getting Brutally Mugged
Asian guy to friends, with black stranger behind them: It's like a movie -- every time I look back, the black guy gets closer.
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Categories: Asians | Overheard at McGill | Race | Posted 2008-01-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or Wear All Black
Professor: Oh, today is Johnny Cash's birthday... In case you need a reason to drink.
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Categories: Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Just Want to Be Close to Somebody Who'll Leave Me Alone
Chick: ... So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, 'Damn, I really just want to sleep...' So, do I break up with him?
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Categories: Biotechs | Overheard at McGill | Relationships | Posted 2007-11-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Been All the Rage Since the Local Wildlife Started Pressing Charges
Obnoxious girl: If I got a quarter for every time I see someone hump a monument, I would be rich.
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Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-10-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Rabbi Is Huge
Chick: Wow, you're radiating!
Sunburned girl: Yeah, that's the sunburn. Oh, and the fact that I get really horny during exams, and all I can think about is boning... C'mon, you know you all do it.
Chick: Yeah, I go to synagogue for that.
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Categories: Chicks | Getting off | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why So Many Men Really Go into Obstetrics
Girl #1: So, why did you dump him?
Girl #2: Because he was, like, really creepy!
Girl #1: What? Oh my god! How? He was perfect...!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he said he fantasized about eating babies.
Girl #1: So what?
Girl #2: ... Oh my god! I am so glad you convinced me to stay with him! You're right. He's totally perfect.
Girl #1: So, you don't care about the fact he wants to eat babies?
Girl #2: Well, that way at least if I got pregnant I, like, wouldn't have to go to the doctor's office to get rid of it!
Girl #1: Yeah, I love saving time.
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Categories: Chicks | Overheard at McGill | Relationships | Posted 2007-09-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Midterms?
Guy #1: Dude, the prof is such a bitch!
Guy #2: Yeah, it must've been that time of the month for her.
Girl: That is, like, so incredibly sexist! Ugh! [Storms off.]
Guy #2: What the hell was that all about?
Guy #1: Must be that time of month for her, too.
Guy #2: For real.
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Categories: Gripes | Idiots | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-08-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Jealous of Their Melanin
White girl: I don't know why I don't like dark-skinned people...
White guy: Maybe because you're a racist?
White girl, annoyed: Nooo... I just don't like them.
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Categories: Overheard at McGill | Race | Whiteys | Posted 2007-08-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But She Did, and Then Sean Preston Was Born
Loud girl: Why would she have sex with a head injury?
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Categories: Body parts | Canadia | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Sex | Students | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But You're Okay with the Second Half of That Sentence?
Stoned guy: Don't beat me up! I don't want to be bruised tomorrow when my mom sees me naked!
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Categories: Family ties | Overheard at McGill | Stoners | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Would You Care for a Valium?
Obsessive girl: Who do you think would win between a pig and a bat? I think a bat would win!
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Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | Posted 2007-08-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nah, It's Something to Tell the Kid When He Gives You Lip
Dude to chick: But seriously, aren't you afraid that when you give birth you're going to shit yourself?
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Categories: Friends | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Posted 2007-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
No, It's Not because I Couldn't Contact You, It's because That Would Mean You Were Cool
Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it... If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: ... I live two doors down from you!
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Categories: Canadia | Gripes | Guys | Overheard at McGill | Students | Technology | Posted 2007-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not Everybody Likes Puppies
Chick #1, fawning over little pup: Oh my god, he is sooo adorable. Hellooo! Hellooo there, little guy! Awww, so cute. [She and her friend walk away.]
Chick #2: Oh, he was so cute! I wish I could have one.
Chick #1: I wish I could have stepped on the little thing and squished its little head.
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Categories: Animals | Chicks | Overheard at McGill | Violence | Posted 2007-08-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Isn't This a Knock-Knock Joke?
Chick #1, when friend drops her orange: I hope that's bruised now.
Chick #2: Bananas don't bruise!
Chick #1: ... That's an orange!
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Categories: Bimbettes | Fruit | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-08-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But He Proved You'll Be Easy to Have
Dude: What's fourteen plus nine?
Chick, confidently: Twenty-one.
Dude: Damn, you're fast.
Chick: Haha, you thought you almost had me there!
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Categories: Couples | Overheard at McGill | Stupidity | Posted 2007-08-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is That How They Get There?
Dirty casanova: So, I'm going out with Sarah, and when she leaves Montreal I'm going out with Sarah... The other one. I don't put all my eggs in one Sarah.
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Categories: Creepsters | Overheard at McGill | Relationships | Posted 2007-08-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hey, Just because It's a Stereotype Doesn't Mean I Can't Appreciate a Nice Lawn
Asian guy: Goddamn, that shooter down in the US is gonna give Asians a bad name. Quiet Asian guys will only be able to stay silent for five minutes before people get suspicious.
Mexican guy: Join the club. Down in the US people only think of us as cheap landscapers.
Asian guy: I don?t think we have a lot of Mexicans here.
Mexican guy: That must be why your lawns look so shitty.
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Categories: Asians | Gripes | Overheard at McGill | Race | Posted 2007-08-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Cute Like "I Wish You Good Luck with That"
Girl #1: Do I look okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, you look cute.
Girl #1: Cute like you want to sleep with me?
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Categories: Chicks | Compliments | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-08-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Urine Is Also Frowned Upon
Student: Are we only allowed to use pen, or can we use pencil?
Professor: Pen is preferable, but if you run out, pencil is better than writing in blood.
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Categories: Advice | Overheard at McGill | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-08-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Lie Back on Your Hands and Hold Still!
Girl on cell: He had stubby fingers. Little stubby butcher's fingers. You wouldn't want to feel those caressing your body... He was a good lay, though.
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Categories: Hands | On the phone | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-07-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But It Turned Out to Be Just a Tube Sock
Chick #1: What took so long?
Chick #2: We were so close to getting the squirrel, you have no idea...
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Categories: Animals | Chicks | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-06-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In the US You'd Be a Superfund Site
Chick: I mean, I looked down at my underwear and I was like, 'Toxic stuff really shouldn't be down there.'
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Categories: Chicks | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Everybody Puts That on the Syllabus
Girl #1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl #2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl #1: Why do you always assume it's anal?
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Categories: Backdoor | Education | Overheard at McGill | Students | Posted 2007-06-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Could Give a Damn How Mom Feels
Creepster #1: You know what's really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick's underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too... But usually it's my mom's underwear, so my girlfriend doesn't get weirded out.
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Categories: Creepsters | Family ties | Getting off | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-06-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And No, I Don't Think "Frenulum" Is a Pretty Name
Bimbette: Wait! So she had the baby via circumcision?!
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Categories: Bimbettes | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Words | Posted 2007-05-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
They'd Be Having Awkward One-Nighters All Over the World
Blonde: What if the Nazis got Facebook?
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Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Posted 2007-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
A Schedule C Controlled Nationality
Girl #1: Is Cuba part of North America?
Girl #2: Do they speak Spanish in Cuba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cuba is not part of North America.
Guy: What about Mexico? They speak Spanish in Mexico.
Girl #2: Mexicans are illegal.
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Categories: Idiots | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Posted 2007-05-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Prefer the Good-Looking Strippers
Orthodox Jew with cello case: They let you play with dogs in Vegas!
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Categories: Gossip | Jews | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
When Does She Study?
Guy: Okay, but what's the biggest problem?
Girl: It's so annoying! Every time I go into her room she's masturbating!
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Categories: Friends | Gossip | Masturbation | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-05-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yeah, We Quit at Least Once a Day
Girl #1: Lately it feels like I'm on fire when I have sex.
Girl #2: That's what happened when I had gonorrhea.
Guy at next table: Wow. Those girls were pretty hot before I heard that... I have to stop eavesdropping.
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Categories: Chicks | Overheard at McGill | STDs | Posted 2007-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Buy It a Few Drinks, Then Resubmit It
Professor: Your paper is doing some heavy petting, but it's not going all the way!
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Categories: Education | Overheard at McGill | Teachers | Posted 2007-05-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then Do Drugs and Cry
Girl #1: ... And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, 'Don't say that to me! You're hurting my feelings!' Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should really study today...
Girl #1: Yeah, let's stay really late. Like, 'til 10.
Girl #2, totally serious: Yeah... Or we can go to the Biosphere and get burgers...
Girl #1, also serious: Yeah.
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Categories: Bimbettes | Overheard at McGill | Time Management | Posted 2007-05-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Not That It Does Much Good
Dude #1: So, what are you in?
Chick: Physiology, but I'm taking physics and anatomy.
Dude #2: Shit! So you get to go to the morgue and stuff?
Chick: Yeah! I love it!
Dude #1: Do you have to touch their privates?!
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Body parts | Creepsters | Education | Overheard at McGill | Questions | Posted 2007-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just Doing Our Part to Discourage Self-Righteousness
Dude #1: So, I guess they're selling coffee and samosas or whatever in that hallway in McConnell again.
Dude #2: Oh yeah? That's usually pretty cheap. Hey, is it for charity?
Dude #1: Yeah, I think so.
Dude #2: Oh. Well, fuck that, then.
Dude #1: Seriously.
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Categories: Food | Jerks | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-04-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Anyway, He Killed Himself to Spite Me
Girl #1: Oh my god, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I'm totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn't know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for like 20 minutes and was going through post-traumatic stress... And then I went home for reading week and didn't call him because I thought he wasn't talking to me, and that was apparently, like, the straw that broke the camel's back -- like, he really needed me and I wasn't there for him or something.
Girl #2: Wow. It's like, 'Thanks for making me feel like a total bitch.'
Girl #1: I know!
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Categories: Bimbettes | Bringing it back to you | Gossip | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-04-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Really Happened at Hiroshima
Hungry person: I would sacrifice a million Asians for 10-dollar sushi.
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Categories: Crazies | Food | Overheard at McGill | Threats | Posted 2007-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Okay, What Is My Motivation Here?
Girl: I don't like to be licked out of context.
New Rez common room
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Categories: Chicks | Licking | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
