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We Need a Nice Set of Operational Definitions
Male MBA #1: We should have a contest to see who can bring the hottest date to charity ball.
Male MBA #2: That wouldn't work, because looks are subjective.
Female MBA: Um... No... Some people are objectively hot. You can be empirically attractive.
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Categories: Beauty | Overheard at KMC | Students | Posted 2007-12-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Taking It Seriously
MBA: The name of the class is 'Financial Statement Anal.' Looks like it'll be tough.
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Categories: Education | Names | Overheard at KMC | Students | Posted 2007-12-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Um, None of This Is Autobiographical
Professor: What is SWOT?
Student: Strength is your wife, weakness if neighbor's wife, opportunity is when your neighbor is away, and threat is when you are away.
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Categories: Overheard at KMC | Students | Teachers | Words | Posted 2007-12-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Yes, I'd Like a Grande Double Espresso with a Shot of Cocaine
Man: Decaf, please.
MBA guy: Who the fuck orders decaf? That's like having eyes yet walking around with them closed.
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Categories: Food | Jerks | Overheard at KMC | Posted 2007-05-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Four Legs: Good. George Clooney's Acting: Baaad.
MBA guy: Did you see that George Clooney's pig died?
MBA gal: I'll be his pig if he wants. Oink, oink!
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Categories: About celebrities | Coworkers | Death & dying | Overheard at KMC | Posted 2007-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
MBA #1 whispering: Every time [the professor] says, 'investment of comparable risk,' don't you feel like he is saying, 'rodents of unusual size'? Like in The Princess Bride?
MBA #2: You don't like Accounting, do you?
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Categories: Class | Education | Movies | Overheard at KMC | Students | Posted 2007-04-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Then I'll Have Fewer Exams to Grade
Accounting professor: You should drink champagne and go swimming -- it's lots of fun. Once you're tipsy and get three to four feet underwater you have no idea which way's up.
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Categories: Advice | Class | Overheard at KMC | Teachers | Posted 2007-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
