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Girl to friend: I feel like a giant pen... that spilt its ink on the world.
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Overheard by: Yours truly
Guy, with friends: So when, as a child, you kill a pregnant bunny...
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Overheard by: svggrdnbeauty and i
Statistics professor: If you're not good-looking, you'd better be good; and if you're not good, you'd better be rich... Oh, I'm sorry. It's true, but I'm still sorry.
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Overheard by: me in cas b12
Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.
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Overheard by: etherealagent
BU law student: I had a childhood friend named Tim*. He only had one arm... He once punched a shark on the nose... That's not why he had one arm, though.
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Girl on cell, completely serious: There's a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.
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Girls' sports team jogging by: Happy Wacky Wednesday!
Hobo: I thought it was Whip 'em Out Wednesday!
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Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy's underwear.
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