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Now I Know How My Bukkake Partners Feel

Girl to friend: I feel like a giant pen... that spilt its ink on the world.

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Overheard by: Yours truly


Categories: Chicks | Overheard at BU | Philosophy | Posted 2008-01-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What, Like We All Didn't Do It?

Guy, with friends: So when, as a child, you kill a pregnant bunny...

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Overheard by: svggrdnbeauty and i


Categories: Animals | Guys | Murder | Overheard at BU | Posted 2007-12-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Good at What, Exactly?

Statistics professor: If you're not good-looking, you'd better be good; and if you're not good, you'd better be rich... Oh, I'm sorry. It's true, but I'm still sorry.

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Overheard by: me in cas b12


Categories: Advice | Overheard at BU | Philosophy | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Helping Her Work Through It

Dude: She has some sort of mental block about putting her legs above her head.

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Overheard by: etherealagent


Categories: Gossip | Guys | Overheard at BU | Posted 2007-10-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That Was because He Told Pointless Stories

BU law student: I had a childhood friend named Tim*. He only had one arm... He once punched a shark on the nose... That's not why he had one arm, though.

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Categories: Gossip | Overheard at BU | Students | Posted 2007-09-07 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Flopsy's Bringing Some Chronic Shit

Girl on cell, completely serious: There's a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.

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Categories: Gossip | On the phone | Overheard at BU | Posted 2007-08-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Whatever Works

Girls' sports team jogging by: Happy Wacky Wednesday!
Hobo: I thought it was Whip 'em Out Wednesday!

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Categories: Hobos | Names | Overheard at BU | Posted 2007-07-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Italian 101 Textbooks Are Getting More and More Useless

Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy's underwear.

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Categories: Animals | Gossip | Overheard at BU | Teachers | Posted 2007-04-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook