Get the 10 best quotesby e-mail weekly!
West Virginia All Categories > Places > North America > USA > West Virginia
Recent | Best Of
I Can Always Play Canasta Again Later
Guy to friend returning from bathroom: (distraught) But I wanted to be the one to do it with you! I wanted to be the one to do it with you!
Gables Night Club
Inwood West Virginia
Overheard by: joanna
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Default | Feelings | Friends | Guys | Sexuality | West Virginia | Wishes | Posted 2008-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Happened to the Other.... Actually, I Don't Wanna Know
New homeowner: Did you ever find out what was causing that smell?
Worker: Yep.
New homeowner: What was it?
Worker: I'm not gonna tell ya.
New homeowner: Come on, what was it?
Worker, with a serious face and tone: You've got about four and a half to five opossums underneath your house.
Huntington, West Virginia
Overheard by: Jess
Categories: Animals | Clients | Construction workers | Death & dying | Health & Hygiene | Questions | Sensory experiences | West Virginia | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Directly Correlated with Whiteness, Except in New Jersey
College chick: You cannot do a scientific study to see which city is the least gangster!
Rally's
Charleston, West Virginia
Overheard by: gudo
Categories: Chicks | Gripes | West Virginia | Posted 2007-12-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You'll Love the Electric Highchair, Buddy
Happy dad to little kid: Capital punishment is fun!
Morgantown, West Virginia
Categories: Dads | Happiness | Lies | West Virginia | Posted 2007-12-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Gummed My Sausage
Old lady to old man, as breakfast is served: Today has been an interesting day. Somebody ate half my pancake!
Morgantown, West Virginia
Categories: Food | Old folks | West Virginia | Posted 2007-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Enough to Keep Me in Sneakers for Chasing Ambulances
Lawyer to another: So, how much do you charge for a malicious wounding?
Party
Charleston, West Virginia
Categories: Coworkers | Questions | West Virginia | Posted 2007-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And If You Do, Don't Follow Its Instructions
Five-year-old girl in stall: Mommy, there's lots of writing in here...
Mother in adjacent stall: Uh-huh... Don't read it...
Truck stop
Charleston, West Virginia
Categories: Advice | Kids | Moms | West Virginia | Posted 2007-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Characterized by Its Covalent Bonds and Little Pitchfork
Professor: Today we're going to be synthesizing a 6,6 nylon molecule. Who can tell me where the sixes come from?
Student: The devil!
Professor: Very good. Note the dreaded mark of the polymer beast.
Chemistry lab, Concord University
Athens, West Virginia
Overheard by: I'm also failing chemistry
Categories: Education | Teachers | West Virginia | Posted 2007-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
