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I Am One With My Car

Young woman to girl, after car accident: Do you have car insurance or anything?
College girl: Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Young woman: ... Uhh... That would be health insurance.

South Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Charlee

Dear Social Services, Something's Afoot.

Child #1: Let's play house!
Child #2 to child #3: You're the baby! [Children #1 and #2 start slapping child #3.]
Child #3: Stop the game! Stop the game!

Windjammer Inn
Burlington, Vermont


Categories: Should have used a condom | Vermont | Violence | Posted 2007-12-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Only a Limited Number Of Lives Are Available in Vermont

Teacher, reading paper by student #1: 'I'm not living my life yet.' Then whose life are you living?
Student #1, pointing to student #2: His.

Mount Abraham Union High School
Bristol, Vermont


Categories: Gossip | Students | Teachers | Vermont | Posted 2007-11-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

If You Know What I Mean

Professor: That's what people in Paris did on Sunday afternoons -- they walked their ostriches.

Vermont


Categories: Gossip | Teachers | Vermont | Posted 2007-04-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook