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She'd Still Be Creepy, but She'd Have a Profession
Middle aged Midwest tourist, extremely wistfully: I wish I would've gotten her that marionette...
Wall Drug
Wall, South Dakota
Overheard by: Melissa
Categories: Gifts | South Dakota | Tourists | Wishes | Posted 2010-07-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And That's Not What's on Abe Lincoln's Chin
Mom to young son: Don't say "testicles" in public!
Mount Rushmore, South Dakota
Overheard by: Sarah
Categories: Advice | Balls | Default | Moms | South Dakota | Tourist attractions | Women | Words | Posted 2009-02-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sounds Like a Lovely Centerpiece
Random biker chick: So, you just put your thong right on it?
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
Keystone, South Dakota
Overheard by: KDH
Categories: Body parts | Chicks | Default | Questions | South Dakota | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which Is to Say, in Terms Of Letter Grades, I Give It a "Very Good"
Student, showing off his art project: On a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, I was pretty happy with the way it turned out.
Madison, South Dakota
That's Just Our German Chocolate Cake, Ma'am
Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.
Rapid City, South Dakota
Categories: Customers | Default | Evil | Old folks | Religious fanatics | South Dakota | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-09-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Not Allowed to Use Them at Home
Biology professor, on earthworm digestive systems: And I'm including this part because I enjoy saying words like "anus".
South Dakota State University
South Dakota
Categories: Animals | Body parts | Class | Creepsters | Education | Science | South Dakota | Teachers | Weirdness | Wishes | Words | Posted 2008-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And No Finger-Cymbals for You Tonight.
Screaming seven-year-old on the ground: But I want to sing! I want to sing now!
Patient but angry mom: Well, you should have thought about that before. It's too late. Now get your kazoo and get in the car.
Easley High
Easley, South Carolina
'Cause I Could Totally Blow Up a Few and Buy My Way Out of It
Man: If I won the lottery, Wal-Mart better watch out.
South Main gas station
Brookings, South Dakota
Categories: Guys | South Dakota | Threats | Posted 2008-01-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
