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I'm Not Allowed to Use Them at Home

Biology professor, on earthworm digestive systems: And I'm including this part because I enjoy saying words like "anus".

South Dakota State University
South Dakota

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Categories: Animals | Body parts | Class | Creepsters | Education | Science | South Dakota | Teachers | Weirdness | Wishes | Words | Posted 2008-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And No Finger-Cymbals for You Tonight.

Screaming seven-year-old on the ground: But I want to sing! I want to sing now!
Patient but angry mom: Well, you should have thought about that before. It's too late. Now get your kazoo and get in the car.

Easley High
Easley, South Carolina

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Categories: Default | Gripes | Guys | Kids | Kids | Moms | Singing | South Dakota | Wishes | Posted 2008-04-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

'Cause I Could Totally Blow Up a Few and Buy My Way Out of It

Man: If I won the lottery, Wal-Mart better watch out.

South Main gas station
Brookings, South Dakota

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Categories: Guys | South Dakota | Threats | Posted 2008-01-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook