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As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella
Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?
(silence)
Student: Looks like it's time to whip out the dic!
Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened.
High School Classroom
Rhode Island
Categories: Default | Education | Questions | Rhode Island | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Students | Teachers | Words | Posted 2008-06-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Right Up There with the Taoist Classic "C Is For Cookie-- Is Good Enough for Me"
Female voice over speakerphone: Maybe you shouldn't listen to me. I just reached into my glass of milk to retrieve a cookie that I accidentally dropped to the bottom during dunking. Now I am covered in milk. I've got milk hands!
Fraternity guy: I thought you were trying to make your own metaphor, like "I don't see the glass as half empty or half full, I see my hand in it retrieving cookies."
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Wants No Part Of This
Categories: Advice | Default | Food | Frat boy types | Health & Hygiene | Rhode Island | Women | Words | Posted 2008-06-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Now Aren't You Glad We Went Through My Daughter's Sock Drawer?
Middle-aged woman, to older woman: Those were some really good drugs!
Dunkin' Donuts
University of Rhode Island
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Drugs | Ladies who lunch | Restaurants | Rhode Island | Posted 2008-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And at Least the Newport Jazz Festival Is Over in Three Days
Guy in suit: I said, "It's better than a Chinese prison, you should be used to it by now."
Memorial Union Bus Stop
University of Rhode Island, Kingston, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Jo
Categories: Advice | Bus | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Geography | Guys | Rhode Island | Suits | Posted 2008-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
One Day He Will Write Lyrics for Christina Aguilera
Dad in locker room, to son: Jake, take your pants off.
Five-year-old son, singing: Take your pants off, do the ducky-ducky.
Dad: Jake!
Five-year-old son: Take your pants off, do the something-something.
Newport Athletic Club
Middletown, Rhode Island
We're Now Almost Certain the Holy Grail Was Actually a Cockring
Theology professor: I can talk about whores and sex with animals... It's in the Bible!
Providence College
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: too busy laughing to take notes
Categories: Education | Rhode Island | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Their Lullabies Are the Stuff of Nightmares
Professor, on possible Nazi allusions in animation: Well, it was a German film, and any time you hear German muttering, it's harsh words and armbands.
Rhode Island School of Design
Rhode Island
Overheard by: Sandro
Categories: Gossip | History | Rhode Island | Teachers | Posted 2007-12-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Don't Think They Know That
College girl: I'm taking this online Arabic course... Did you know their alphabet is just all, like, smiley faces?
Providence, Rhode Island
Categories: Bimbettes | Language barrier | Rhode Island | Posted 2007-11-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course, They Also Don't Sleep with You
Lesbian: True friends don't believe you have STDs!
Energy-Alternative club
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Christine
Categories: Lesbos | Rhode Island | STDs | Posted 2007-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Geez, I Hope He Means "Pissing Out His Ass"
Teen boy to friends: I tried to drink a whole gallon of milk once, but that didn't happen and I ended up drinking a half gallon instead. Then I ended up pissing shit, man. It was awful, and it smelled so bad...
Skybridge, Providence Place Mall
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Ang
Categories: Poop | Rhode Island | Teens | Posted 2007-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe It's Time to Invent Fig Leaves
Drunk frat boy: Shiiit, I'm God! I'm God, and I've seen so much asscrack!
Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island
Categories: Bragging | Colleges & Universities | Rhode Island | Posted 2007-07-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
