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If You Have to Tell Her, You're Doing It Wrong
Random guy: Man, you just gotta cowboy the fuck up and tell the dumb bitch you're doing her in the ass!
Moe's Southwest Grill
Norman, Oklahoma
Which They Got Fucking a Liar
Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they've never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.
Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beer Bitch
Four-Eyed Men Are Illegal in Oklahoma
Little girl: I'll tell you what my daddy looks like. He has eyeglasses and he's a woman.
Car dealer
Midwest City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Reiza
I Just Need It to Happen before He Finds Jesus
Chick on cell: Well, they had their flaws, but you know what I mean... I was thinking about Mike last night. Oh, how I would like to get back with him now that I'm kind of looking for a relationship and he's not on speed anymore...
Oklahoma
Categories: Chicks | Compliments | Default | Drugs | Oklahoma | On the phone | Relationships | Wishes | Posted 2008-02-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sadly, the Dork Seldom Hears an Answer to His Mating Call
Guy: It's from Star Trek! I know it is! Bet me!
Claremore, Oklahoma
Overheard by: I work with dorks
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Oklahoma | Pop culture | Posted 2008-01-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Personally, I'll Be Grading the Exams at a Bar
Professor: I don't think we'll have class on Monday -- I'd rather you study for the final... Preferably not at a bar... But I realize the temptation may be tremendous.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
We'd Rather See You Tweak It a Little
Grad student on her Gender History peer review: I don't feel the need to keep the nipple section.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Andrea
At the Algonquin Round Table
Chick #1: Are you drunk?
Chick #2: Just a little. I only had two drinks!
Chick #1: What about you?
Chick #3: No, I ate a pot brownie! I made them all by myself! I'm so proud!
O'Colly newsroom, Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Designated Driver
Categories: Chicks | Drinking & drunks | Drugs | Oklahoma | Posted 2007-12-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Life in Oklahoma's Impossible without Willful Ignorance
Mom #1: Well, you are blonde, you know!
Mom #2: Yeah, well, I'm not blonde everywhere!
Mom #1: Well, I don't know how that works...
Panera Bread
Norman, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Freelance Mama
Bad Things All Start Out Innocently Enough
Guy: Dude, I'll hook you up. My wife is hot, but her friends are hotter.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
No One's Ever Been Interested in the Content of My Character
Chick: I'd love it if my boobs were pink. I'd never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.
Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Opinionator
Gorilla: Can't Be Worse Than Taco Bell
Woman watching gorilla eat poo: I'm sorry, but there is no way I evolved from that.
Oklahoma City Zoo
Oklahoma
Overheard by: Mikie
Any Test, Really
Emo teen girl with water bottle: I mean, it's not like I'm drinking all this just to pass a drug test. It would be nice to pass one, though...
Jenks, Oklahoma
Categories: Health & Hygiene | Oklahoma | Teens | Posted 2007-09-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So Just Staple Your Arm Back on and Quit Complaining
Old man: If you're having sex twice a day, you don't need to go to the doctor!
IHOP
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Breanne S.
Categories: Oklahoma | Old folks | Philosophy | Posted 2007-09-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Know, with the Caverns
Teacher: Alright, how many of you have been to a national park?
Student #1: I've been to Yellowstone.
Teacher: Okay, good. Anyone else?
Bimbette: Oh, I've been to Central Park.
Student #2: That isn't near anything that has any geographical importance.
Bimbette: Yeah, it does. It's in Pennsylvania. Duh.
Oklahoma
Overheard by: lauren.
You Takes the Stigmata You're Given
Boyfriend: But baby, I don't want bloody arms!
Girlfriend: Then talk to me about my feet!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Categories: Body parts | Couples | Oklahoma | Posted 2007-08-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then He Came Back As a Zombie
Kid #1: Michael Jackson? I think he died.
Kid #2: He died?
Kid #1: Yeah. He killed someone and then he died.
Kid #2: Oh, yeah, I remember.
Golden Corral
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Categories: About celebrities | Kids | Oklahoma | Posted 2007-06-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Also Happened to Sean Connery in Goldfinger
30-ish blonde: Yeah, my three o'clock appointment canceled, so I lasered off my pubes.
Bar
Newcastle, Oklahoma
I'm Currently in between Abortions
Lab TA: This is bromium chloride. If you have guys in your group, have them work with it. If not, girls, I hope you're not pregnant. It tends to cause birth defects and cancer.
Chick #1 in back of room, whispering: You guys, I can't touch that stuff!
Chick #2: Why not? Are you pregnant?
Chick #1: You see, that's the thing -- I don't know...
Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: She's majoring in drunken sorority girl
Being President Means Always Having to Say You're Sorry
Visiting Chinese professor: We like Clinton for his love stories.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Oklahoma | Politics | Teachers | Posted 2007-05-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Keeps Me Running in Tip-Top Shape
Chick: I really think my gynecologist helps our relationship, though.
Starbucks
Edmond, Oklahoma
Categories: Chicks | Health & Hygiene | Oklahoma | Posted 2007-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Will It Make a Difference If He's Guatemalan?
Chick: Just imagine -- you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Gossip | Oklahoma | Students | Posted 2007-03-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
