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17-year-old boy: Geez, Angelina Jolie adopted another kid?
13-year-old boy: Why, how many does she have now?
17-year-old boy: I think, like, four.
13-year-old boy: Wow! She's fertile!

Alamogordo, New Mexico

Overheard by: DeeRock


Categories: About celebrities | New Mexico | Teens | Posted 2007-07-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But What's Better Than Being Desired by Men You Despise?

Girl with glasses: Yeah, so ever since I got these glasses hipster guys keep hitting on me.
Friend: So? What's wrong with hipster guys?
Girl with glasses: Eh, nothing really. It's just, you know, you're living in Albuquerque -- how hip can you be?

Albuquerque, New Mexico


Categories: Chicks | Insults | New Mexico | Posted 2007-05-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook