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From What Your Dad Tells Me

Overenthusiastic principal: So, where'd ya guys go for lunch? Huh?
Jaded student (indicating Subway cup): I ate fresh.
Principal: Did you go the 6 inch route? Or the 12 inch?
Student: I, uhhh... 6.
Principal, grinning: Don't worry, Shane* -I think you're man enough to take a 12-inch.

Livingston, Montana


Categories: Advice | Compare and contrast | Default | Food | Montana | Questions | Students | Teachers | Words | Posted 2008-06-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or at Least Oprah

Mother: I'm going to sell you to the zoo.
Child: No, sell me to Jesus!

Billings, Montana

Overheard by: Amber


Categories: Jesus | Kids | Moms | Montana | Posted 2007-12-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's All in How You Color the States

Passenger #1 looking at map on screen: Oh, look -- we're over Montana right now.
Passenger #2: Montana's in Canada! Cool!

Over Montana, British Airways flight

Overheard by: Confused Flyer


Categories: Airports & flights | Idiots | Montana | Stupidity | Posted 2007-12-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Just Use the Other End

Drunk hetero: You're gay, he's gay, so what's the problem?
Drunk queer: He just threw up all over himself.
Drunk hetero: You take what you can get.

The White Front Bar
Philipsburg, Montana


Categories: Cleanliness | Drunks | Montana | Posted 2007-08-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Sunday School Daycare?

20-ish girl: Where do you think is the best place to get molested?
Friend: Daycare?

Montana


Categories: Idiots | Montana | Questions | Posted 2007-08-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

If He's the Real Deal, He'll Forgive Me

Dude #1: Dude, did you just call Jesus a fag?
Dude #2: I did.

Billings, Montana

Overheard by: he really did


Categories: Friends | Jesus | Montana | Names | Posted 2007-05-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Doctor: Works Every Time

Cheerleader: So, I had this problem with peeing and I visited a doctor.
Friend: What did he say?
Cheerleader: You can't imagine... He wanted to see the effect, so I had to pee in front of him while he's watching me doing it!
Friend: Wow. I would freak out if that happened to me.

Classroom, Montana State University
Bozeman, Montana


Overheard by: Awesome Naveed


Categories: Class | Montana | Pee | Students | Posted 2007-05-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook