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Then It's All: "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk--Got Yer Boobie!"
College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it's too solemn. I mean, sex is like: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef."
Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Megan S.
Categories: Default | Feelings | Gender issues | Girls | Mississippi | Restaurants | Sex | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-07-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Was It a Big Bang?
Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!
Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi
Categories: About celebrities | Creepsters | Default | Fears | Feelings | Guys | Mississippi | Restaurants | Science | Sex | Weirdness | Posted 2008-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Think We All Know What Happened with Monica and That Cigar
African professor: It is up to you to decide whether he was accurately and eloquently speaking BS.
Kalamazoo, Mississippi
Categories: Advice | Black people | Compare and contrast | Education | Euphemisms | Foreigners | Mississippi | Teachers | Words | Posted 2008-05-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Relax --Not Like He's a Hipster
Girl #1: It was cause and effect, he bit me on my hip.
Girl #2: So you slept with him?
Kalamazoo, Mississippi
Categories: Body parts | Friends | Girls | Mississippi | Questions | Sexuality | Violence | Posted 2008-05-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, That's How Every Father Feels
20-ish guy: If I have a little girl, I want her to either have the highest moral standards or be ugly as shit.
McCool Hall, Mississippi State University
Mississippi
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Family ties | Guys | Mississippi | Students | Wishes | Posted 2008-02-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Never Knew You Were a Lady
Girl #1: I have to fart. [Girl #2 ignores her.] I have to fart. [Still ignored.] Hellooo!
Girl #2, annoyed: What?
Girl #1: I said I have to fart!
Girl #2, after long pause: Do you want a cookie?
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Lauren
Categories: Burping & farting | Chicks | Mississippi | Posted 2007-09-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Oh, I'm Sure There's Some Sick Fuck Out There
Professor, trying to explain something entirely unrelated to elephants: I mean, no one wants their elephant to explode!
Planetary Geology class, Mississippi State University
Mississippi
Overheard by: blondie
Categories: Education | Mississippi | Teachers | Posted 2007-08-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
From Anne of Green Gables? Really?
Professor: I guess one lesson we can take from this book is to never slap a Chinese warlord.
20th Century World Novel class, Mississippi State University
Mississippi
Overheard by: blondie
Categories: Advice | Mississippi | Teachers | Posted 2007-08-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hmmm... Ulysses. That Sounds Good.
Sorostitute #1: Yeah, the handbook says I can either take two foreign language classes or two literature classes... So, like, I took the literature classes because, like, at least I can read that, y'know?
Sorostitute #2: So true...
Patterson School of Accountancy, University of Mississippi
University, Mississippi
Categories: Education | Mississippi | Sorority types | Posted 2007-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Everybody Knows God's White and Has No Rhythm
Girl #1: Is that hail?
Girl #2, looking out window: No, it's just some guys stepping.
Girl #1: Oh. I was wondering why the hail had a beat.
Mississippi University for Women
Columbus, Mississippi
Categories: Bimbettes | Mississippi | Weather | Posted 2007-07-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
