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Plastics Were So 1967
Suit on cell: But yeah, concrete is the future.
Metairie Road
Metairie, Louisiana
Overheard by: What happened to plastic?
Categories: Advice | Default | Louisiana | On the phone | Suits | Technology | Posted 2008-06-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Last Time I'll Put My Money Where My Mouth Is
Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Categories: Compare and contrast | Guys | Louisiana | Money | Mouth | Sensory experiences | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Public Bathrooms He Gets So Hyper He Requires Sedation
Happy little boy touching everything: Bacteria! Bacteria! Bacteria!
Post Office
Hammond, Louisiana
Categories: Guys | Happiness | Health & Hygiene | Kids | Kids | Louisiana | Post offices | Science | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2008-05-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Someone's Been Reading People at the Dentist's Office
Mom: Did you hear that Harry Lee died?
20-something daughter: Yea, and Sylvester Stallone came to the funeral, I thought that was odd.
Previously uninterested dad: Interesting fact about Sylvester Stallone- he has a penial implant.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Categories: About celebrities | Dads | Death & dying | Family | Girls | Gossip | Louisiana | Moms | Penis | Weirdness | Posted 2008-04-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Need Somebody Who'll Be Grateful
Old lady diner to captain: This food is amazing. I hope the chef is single, over 60, and horny.
Arnaud's Restaurant, Bienville Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: The Frontwaiter
Categories: Compliments | Happiness | Louisiana | Old folks | Posted 2008-01-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Still Seems to Be Undercover
Coffee shop employee: Sir, are you a cop?
Customer: No. Why do you ask?
Coffee shop employee looking at badge on customer's shirt: I saw your thingy.
Customer, looking down at his fly: What?!
Covington, Louisiana
... Or Saw Me?
College girl to her family: ... And this is where I peed last night!
Security guard: [Applauds.]
College girl: You think he heard me?
French Quarter
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Security Guard
Why Everybody Is on the Phone All the Time
Chick #1: Sometimes when I call a lot of people in a row and no one answers, I wonder if I could be dead and just not know it.
Chick #2: Well, it does happen...
Lafayette, Louisiana
Overheard by: Stephanie
Categories: Chicks | Louisiana | Philosophy | Posted 2007-12-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Presenting, FEMA's Original Clean-Up Plan
Four-year-old girl in bathroom stall: That's the biggest roll of toilet paper I've ever seen. What's the deal with that?
Wal-Mart, Tchoupitoulas Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Tory
Everyone Knows after the First Trimester, You Move on to Goat Enzymes
Cashier #1: So, do you think Ms. Rachel is pregnant, like Missy said?
Cashier #2: No, Missy is always so full of it.
Cashier #1: Yeah, that's what I thought. I mean, if Ms. Rachel was pregnant, she wouldn't be messing around with pig's blood still.
Target
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: In agreement, although disturbed
Inhale, and Then Ask Me Again
Bimbette #1: This is in good shape considering it was under six feet of water.
Bimbette #2: It's not still underwater, is it?
New Orleans, Louisiana
She's a Creature of Habit
Drunk girl: I love how I come home trashed every night!
Boyfriend: And trip on the same step...
Drunk girl: [Trips] Fucking step.
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: JP
Categories: Couples | Drinking & drunks | Louisiana | North America | USA | Posted 2007-06-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Mean I Got These Knuckle Tattoos for Nothing?
Crazy lady with fanny pack, after hearing "Emotion" by the Bee Gees on loudspeaker: Love is not an emotion!
Wal-Mart
Oakdale, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
