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...Until He Deserted Me

Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.

Eagle, Idaho

Overheard by: Giles

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Categories: Animals | Default | Girls | Idaho | Insults | On the phone | Relationships | Teens | Posted 2008-07-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

But "Jews Give Me a Boner" Is Positive

MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey... You can't say the "boner" word at a Holocaust luncheon!

University 4
Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: i agree

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Advice | Colleges & Universities | Default | Friends | History | Idaho | Students | Words | Posted 2008-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

This Season's Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Bunnee

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Compare and contrast | Crimes | Friends | Games | Gays | Girls | Guys | Idaho | Murder | Sexuality | Stores | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2008-04-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Unless She's Natalie Portman

Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!

University of Idaho
Idaho

Overheard by: Rebecca

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Feelings | Idaho | Rack | Relationships | Posted 2008-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers

Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine... is a more quiet desperation.

University of Idaho
Idaho

Overheard by: Funnygirl

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bringing it back to you | Colleges & Universities | Drunks | Girls | Idaho | Sex | Posted 2008-02-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Dude, Where's My Dick

Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse -- so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours...

Moscow, Idaho

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Gripes | Guys | Idaho | Posted 2007-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

It's a Subtle Distinction, but an Important One

Man: That's not love; that's getting drunk and waking up naked in a barn.

Boise, Idaho

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Guys | Idaho | Philosophy | Posted 2007-07-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Neocons Hate Being Called That

Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.

Idaho

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Chicks | Idaho | Magic | Posted 2007-03-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook