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A Gay Man Who Looks at a Straight Man Sees Only His Anima

Young gay guy #1: Dude! You were like so throwing yourself at him. What happened?
Young gay guy #2: I think he's a lesbian.

College of Western Idaho

Overheard by: Another lesbian traped in a mans body


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Idaho | Queers | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2010-05-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

There Is a Downside to Thong Underwear

Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?

Bathroom
University of Idaho


Overheard by: CrayonCake


Categories: Ass | Idaho | Questions | Restroom | Sensory experiences | Sorority types | Stupidity | Posted 2010-04-24 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.

Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions... Wait! No! Prosecutions... No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.

High School
Kuna, Idaho


Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class


Categories: Education | Idaho | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Sex | Teachers | Weirdness | Words | Posted 2009-12-02 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But They Taste Like Country Crock

Nonchalant tween: My farts smell like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®

Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: saturday morning

...I Mean, That Would've Been My Default Assumption...

Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, "it's okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me."
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn't know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?

Hot Springs, Idaho


Categories: BJs | Dancing | Feelings | Friends | Health & Hygiene | Idaho | Questions | Women | Posted 2009-08-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Stacy, Those Are Onion Rings

Girl to friend: They have vaginas in here!

Applebee's
Boise, Idaho


Overheard by: Sarah


Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Idaho | Vagina | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Can You Prove He Didn't?

Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!

History Classroom
Idaho


Categories: Class | Default | Idaho | Movies | Questions | Students | Teachers | US Geography | Posted 2009-04-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What Happens When Whoopi Goldberg Is Your Bible School Teacher

Mother to young son: What did you learn in church today?
Son: I told you.
Mother: What was it again?
Son: That when you play tic-tac-toe it's best to pick the middle square.

Costco
Boise, Idaho


Categories: Default | Guys | Idaho | Kids | Moms | Questions | Religion | Restaurants | Posted 2009-01-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...Lassie?

Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?

Boise State University
Boise, Idaho


Overheard by: Dan Lester


Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Guys | Idaho | On the phone | Questions | Sex | Posted 2008-11-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Freud: See, That's What I Always Thought

Older woman, speaking fondly of her husband: I just want to go home and be with my Dick.

Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: just me


Categories: Default | Idaho | Names | Old folks | Sexuality | Wishes | Women | Words | Posted 2008-10-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

...Until He Deserted Me

Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.

Eagle, Idaho

Overheard by: Giles


Categories: Animals | Default | Girls | Idaho | Insults | On the phone | Relationships | Teens | Posted 2008-07-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But "Jews Give Me a Boner" Is Positive

MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey... You can't say the "boner" word at a Holocaust luncheon!

University 4
Moscow, Idaho


Overheard by: i agree


Categories: Advice | Colleges & Universities | Default | Friends | History | Idaho | Students | Words | Posted 2008-06-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

This Season's Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho


Overheard by: Bunnee


Categories: Compare and contrast | Crimes | Friends | Games | Gays | Girls | Guys | Idaho | Murder | Sexuality | Stores | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2008-04-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Unless She's Natalie Portman

Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!

University of Idaho
Idaho


Overheard by: Rebecca

That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers

Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine... is a more quiet desperation.

University of Idaho
Idaho


Overheard by: Funnygirl


Categories: Bringing it back to you | Colleges & Universities | Drunks | Girls | Idaho | Sex | Posted 2008-02-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Dude, Where's My Dick

Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse -- so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours...

Moscow, Idaho


Categories: Gripes | Guys | Idaho | Posted 2007-08-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's a Subtle Distinction, but an Important One

Man: That's not love; that's getting drunk and waking up naked in a barn.

Boise, Idaho


Categories: Guys | Idaho | Philosophy | Posted 2007-07-27 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Neocons Hate Being Called That

Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.

Idaho


Categories: Chicks | Idaho | Magic | Posted 2007-03-31 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook