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Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.
Eagle, Idaho
Overheard by: Giles
MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey... You can't say the "boner" word at a Holocaust luncheon!
University 4
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: i agree
Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.
Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Bunnee
Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Rebecca
Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine... is a more quiet desperation.
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Funnygirl
Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse -- so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours...
Moscow, Idaho
Man: That's not love; that's getting drunk and waking up naked in a barn.
Boise, Idaho
Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.
Idaho