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A Gay Man Who Looks at a Straight Man Sees Only His Anima
Young gay guy #1: Dude! You were like so throwing yourself at him. What happened?
Young gay guy #2: I think he's a lesbian.
College of Western Idaho
Overheard by: Another lesbian traped in a mans body
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Idaho | Queers | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2010-05-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
There Is a Downside to Thong Underwear
Concerned-looking sorority girl, walking out of bathroom stall: Oh my god guys, do you really think my butt smells like ass?
Bathroom
University of Idaho
Overheard by: CrayonCake
Categories: Ass | Idaho | Questions | Restroom | Sensory experiences | Sorority types | Stupidity | Posted 2010-04-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.
Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions... Wait! No! Prosecutions... No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.
High School
Kuna, Idaho
Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class
But They Taste Like Country Crock
Nonchalant tween: My farts smell like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: saturday morning
Categories: Burping & farting | Compare and contrast | Food | Idaho | Sensory experiences | Tweens | Posted 2009-11-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...I Mean, That Would've Been My Default Assumption...
Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, "it's okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me."
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn't know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?
Hot Springs, Idaho
Stacy, Those Are Onion Rings
Girl to friend: They have vaginas in here!
Applebee's
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Sarah
Can You Prove He Didn't?
Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!
History Classroom
Idaho
What Happens When Whoopi Goldberg Is Your Bible School Teacher
Mother to young son: What did you learn in church today?
Son: I told you.
Mother: What was it again?
Son: That when you play tic-tac-toe it's best to pick the middle square.
Costco
Boise, Idaho
...Lassie?
Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?
Boise State University
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Dan Lester
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Guys | Idaho | On the phone | Questions | Sex | Posted 2008-11-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Freud: See, That's What I Always Thought
Older woman, speaking fondly of her husband: I just want to go home and be with my Dick.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: just me
...Until He Deserted Me
Teenage girl on cell: I hung out with that camel.
Eagle, Idaho
Overheard by: Giles
Categories: Animals | Default | Girls | Idaho | Insults | On the phone | Relationships | Teens | Posted 2008-07-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But "Jews Give Me a Boner" Is Positive
MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey... You can't say the "boner" word at a Holocaust luncheon!
University 4
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: i agree
This Season's Most Unlikely Love Story
Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.
Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: Bunnee
Unless She's Natalie Portman
Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Rebecca
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Feelings | Idaho | Rack | Relationships | Posted 2008-03-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers
Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine... is a more quiet desperation.
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Funnygirl
Categories: Bringing it back to you | Colleges & Universities | Drunks | Girls | Idaho | Sex | Posted 2008-02-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, Where's My Dick
Dude: No way, man! That sucks!
Friend: I know, right?
Dude: That sucks!
Friend: It gets worse -- so, we were in JoAnn Fabrics for two more hours...
Moscow, Idaho
It's a Subtle Distinction, but an Important One
Man: That's not love; that's getting drunk and waking up naked in a barn.
Boise, Idaho
Categories: Guys | Idaho | Philosophy | Posted 2007-07-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Neocons Hate Being Called That
Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.
Idaho
