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... While Mine's in the Shop
Chick to friend: Man, you've gotta get laid. I need to live vicariously through someone's vagina.
Village Inn
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Tabs
Just Some of the Questions You May See on the Revised SATs
Teacher: Well, what do you think it would be like if you had a penis on your forehead? What would you do if you saw a pretty girl?
Kodiak High School
Kodiak, Alaska
Think I Could Get into Your Can Tonight?
Man to girlfriend: I love you like a raccoon loves shiny things.
Anchorage, Alaska
Are They Applying Lip Gloss Over There?
20-ish European guy: So, do you like Angela*?
20-ish Asian guy: We're pretty good friends, yeah. But what do you mean 'like' her?
20-ish European guy: You know -- like-like her.
20-ish Asian guy: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! We're just really good friends. I never really thought of her that way. Why? Do you like-like her?
20-ish European guy: I dunno. I think I like-like her, but I thought you like-liked her. [They walk away, still talking.]
Woman: Is it just me or did those foreign guys sound like 12-year-old American girls, but, y'know, with funny accents?
Charity pancake breakfast
Hope, Alaska
Overheard by: I'd say closer to 10
Categories: Alaska | Foreigners | Language barrier | Posted 2007-10-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And the Nobel Peace Prize for 2007 Goes To...
Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don't they just... eat more?
Anchorage, Alaska
Oh, Well. It's the Thought That Counts
Girl to guy trying to grab her underwear: Ow! What the fuck are you doing?
Boy: Sorry! I was trying to give you a wedgie, but I didn't realize that you already had one.
Alaska Pacific University
Anchorage, Alaska
Categories: Alaska | Colleges & Universities | Students | Undies | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's the Only Possible Explanation
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Categories: Alaska | Glad the condom broke | Questions | Posted 2007-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
