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Woody Allen Was Pretty Much the Same As a Kid
Three-year-old to mom on bus: Mom, can you show me how to play my dvd?
Mom: Sure. Why are you asking me now?
Three-year-old: In case.
Mom: In case? In case of what?
Three-year-old, matter of factly: In case you die.
Madrid
Spain
Categories: Death & dying | Moms | Parenting | Should have used a condom | Spain | Technology | Posted 2010-02-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Can I Get a High Five? Anybody? Anybody?
Man with sons and wife: We made good time. Only took an hour.
Wife, getting angry: Would you stop letting people know how ignorant you really are?
Man: So what? We did the Louvre in 45 minutes.
Reina Sofia Museum
Madrid
Spain
Overheard by: amy abes
Categories: Comebacks | Family | Family ties | Insults | Questions | Spain | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2009-07-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Maybe Some Of Those Flying Pigs We've Been Hearing So Much About
American tourist to friends: I hope this park has shade and air conditioning.
Barcelona
Spain
Overheard by: Kate
Will I Get My Damage Deposit Back?
Asian native to man with whom she's holding hands: How do I replace you?
Spain
Overheard by: emily
I Forgot You Vomit with Your Abdominal Muscles
Foreign student, in Spanish: When I woke up the next morning, my stomach was so sore. Of all the parts of me I thought would get sore after a night of debauchery, the stomach isn't even in the top 10.
Rector Lopez Argueta
Granada, Andalusia
Spain
Overheard by: Kelly
