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...The Prostitutes and Junkies Will Think You're Uncouth.
Sleazy 40-something drunk, pointing and laughing at embarrassed 20-something: And then he got poo all over his knob!
20-something: For fuck's sake dad! Shut up!
Red Light District
Amsterdam
Overheard by: Bleep
Categories: Body parts | Drunks | Netherlands | Poop | Stupidity | Posted 2011-03-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
According to Our Extremely Reliable Stoned Tour Guide
American dude: Approximately 90% of the wheat bread in the world is consumed by homosexuals.
Outdoor Cafe
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Overheard by: Ladle
Categories: Default | Food | Guys | Netherlands | Restaurants | Sexuality | Words | Posted 2009-05-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
To Be Really Is to Be Perceived
Guy: Dude, I think my roommate.
Leiden University
The Netherlands
Overheard by: Billy the Bootlegger
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Default | Guys | Netherlands | Philosophy | Weirdness | Posted 2008-11-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Topic Was "Careers for Youth"
Hipster girl: Haha, that presentation we did in class was kinda strange...
Dude: Yeah, I know, but I just had to say 'porn.'
Dalseweg
Nijmegen
Holland
Categories: Hipsters | Netherlands | Words | Posted 2007-12-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Perhaps It's Trying to Escape
Nerd: Someone has the same couch from IKEA as I do... And they have abandoned it in the street!
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Gripes | Netherlands | Posted 2007-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You're in Luck, because It's Got Yeast Today
Queer to fag hag: I'm so hungry I could eat your pussy.
Restaurant de Anton
Netherlands
Categories: Netherlands | Queers | Vagina | Posted 2007-10-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless She Shares Her Legal Pot
Dutch employee: Well, I don't like your American style and I don't like your American way, and I don't want to speak English anymore [walks off].
American chick, to colleagues: Keep that bitch away from me or she's dead.
Major bank
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Categories: Biotechs | Coworkers | Gripes | Netherlands | Posted 2007-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
