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The Topic Was "Careers for Youth"

Hipster girl: Haha, that presentation we did in class was kinda strange...
Dude: Yeah, I know, but I just had to say 'porn.'

Dalseweg
Nijmegen
Holland

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Categories: Hipsters | Netherlands | Words | Posted 2007-12-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Perhaps It's Trying to Escape

Nerd: Someone has the same couch from IKEA as I do... And they have abandoned it in the street!

Amsterdam
Netherlands

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Categories: Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Gripes | Netherlands | Posted 2007-11-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You're in Luck, because It's Got Yeast Today

Queer to fag hag: I'm so hungry I could eat your pussy.

Restaurant de Anton
Netherlands

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Netherlands | Queers | Vagina | Posted 2007-10-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Unless She Shares Her Legal Pot

Dutch employee: Well, I don't like your American style and I don't like your American way, and I don't want to speak English anymore [walks off].
American chick, to colleagues: Keep that bitch away from me or she's dead.

Major bank
Amsterdam
Netherlands

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Categories: Biotechs | Coworkers | Gripes | Netherlands | Posted 2007-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook