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Eye Snot Kidding Around, Either
Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Snot just came out of my eye. See? Look.
Guy #2: Man, that's impossible.
Naples
Italy
Overheard by: Armyguy
Categories: Body parts | Guys | Italy | Posted 2008-01-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Are the Odds This Boy Will Be Able to Have a Meaningful Relationship with a Woman?
Son: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom: Well, honey, I have some food left in my stomach from this morning. If you want, I could throw it up for you? That's how much I love you.
Rome, Italy
Overheard by: naz
Ever Feel Like We Deserve the Rest of the World's Contempt?
American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that's not the real one. The real one doesn't have arms.
Florence
Italy
Overheard by: Lex
What If We Have Tea and Just Look Out the Window?
Girl on phone: Come on! Join me for a cup of coffee. We'll finish studying and then we'll jump out of the window!
University of Trieste
Italy
Overheard by: MissKinney
Categories: Italy | On the phone | Time Management | Posted 2007-09-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
To Comment, I'd Really Need a Larger Sample
Four-year-old girl looking at Michelangelo's David: Do you see the penis?
Nanny: Yes.
Four-year-old girl: I like the penis! Do you like the penis?
Nanny, turning around and walking away: There's no good way to answer this.
Florence
Italy
Categories: Glad the condom broke | Italy | Penis | Questions | Posted 2007-05-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
