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But I'm Practicing for My Wedding Night!
Father shouting out of house: Jacinta! Get off that cow! You'll ruin your communion dress!
Limerick
Ireland
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The Day James Stopped Doing Positive Affirmations
20-something guy: My testicles are perfect!
Friends: [Silence.]
50-something lady walking past: [Snicker.]
Cork
Ireland
Overheard by: sarah
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Categories: Balls | Compliments | Default | Etiquette | Health & Hygiene | Ireland | Pride | Posted 2008-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well, Those Little Heads Are Kind of Creepy
Mother to child: You seem to be on a mission today to decapitate my toes.
Crowded LUAS tram
Dublin
Ireland
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Categories: Body parts | Ireland | Moms | Posted 2007-11-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Wait, I Know Exacly What I'm Going to Do with Myself
Old lady to friend: ... And the husband's given up the Viagra for Lent, so I don't know what I'm going to do with myself!
Dublin
Ireland
Overheard by: future old lady
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Categories: Christianity | Gripes | Ireland | Old folks | Posted 2007-09-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At the Unnatural Childbirth Olympics
Shopkeeper: How's your wife? Did they take her in to have the baby yet?
Shopper: Yeah, they took her in this morning to be seduced.
Bangor
Northern Ireland
Overheard by: limeinside
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