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I'd Suggest a Rollerblades Tour

Fat American female tourist to new best friend: If ya didn't like the Vatican, you're gonna hate the Louvre!

6th Floor, Hilton Arc de Triumph
Paris
France


Overheard by: Pope Andrew I


Categories: Advice | Default | Fat people | Feelings | France | Friends | Leisure | Stupidity | Tourists | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-07-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Put the Bedazzler Down, Bert

Guy, aggressively: I'll sparkle you!

The Eiffel Tower
Paris
France


Overheard by: Emily


Categories: France | Guys | Threats | Tourist attractions | Words | Posted 2008-06-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

But It's Not Like Anything Can Compare to Your Grandma's

Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: ... So I said to him, 'It's just like eating out your sister's pussy -- tastes just as good, but it's not quite right.'

Metro
Paris
France


Overheard by: kitkat ...Scarred for Life


Categories: Creepsters | Family ties | France | Gripes | Kink | Posted 2008-02-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Let's Move on to That Cumslut Venus De Milo

Chick to friend: There's that bitch Mona Lisa.

The Louvre
Paris
France


Categories: Chicks | France | Gripes | Posted 2007-10-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook