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Michael Jackson: At Least I'm Consistent!
Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to...
Train Leaving Brighton
England
Overheard by: Wishing she hadn't tuned in at that point
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | England | Feelings | Kids | On the phone | Sexuality | Train | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-06-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... Along with One of His Feet
Mother at market stall: But he's only got one good pair of shoes, and the police have taken them as evidence...
Guildford
Surrey
UK
Overheard by: Ike
And Look at David Hasselhoff.
Cute redhead: I don't think I could air my laundry in an art show. It seems terribly narcissistic.
Short male companion: A little narcissism never hurt anybody!
Cute redhead: Um, it hurt Narcissus.
London
England
I Think It Distracted People from the Opera
Male stripper: ... And I was doing this chick up the ass, and, I mean, it was awesome, but I couldn't shake the feeling that somehow I was being incredibly rude.
Generator Hostel
London
England
Overheard by: Backpacker Whisperer
ROTFLMFAOAWMP
Middle-aged woman: What the fuck is 'W-T-F'?
Exmouth, Devon
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Bernard
Repeat: Shoe Destruction Is Imminent
Announcement over PA system: If any patients have left their shoes in reception, please come and collect them before they are destroyed.
Shout-out: community.livejournal.com
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Don't They Have, Like, a Three-Day Lifespan Anyway?
Mother: So, what did you learn at nursery today?
Excited four-year-old girl: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck-fuck!
Mother: Every time you say that, one of Santa's elves dies, you know.
London
England
So Let's Ignore His Excruciated Moans and Get Back to Work
Teacher, to students: ... And it's not like he's going to need that testicle...
Poole Grammar School
England
Um, Sweetie, We're Lesbians
Girl #1: I've been feeling so weird lately.
Girl #2: You're probably pregnant.
Girl #1: ... What?
Girl #2: I was kidding.
Girl #1: Oh-fuck-oh-fuck-oh-fuck -- when was my last period?!
Piccadilly Line
London
England
Overheard by: BoogyFantastic
Categories: Chicks | England | Health & Hygiene | Pregnancy | Posted 2008-02-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ah, the Mild and Pointless Amusements That Would Accrue
Asian guy: If I had an uncle, I'd totally go to his house.
Derby
England
Overheard by: Me too.
Categories: Asians | England | Family ties | Posted 2007-12-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'd Wish for World Peace, but I'm Boring
College girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foundation? I wonder what I would wish for if I was given the chance.
College girl #2: My wish would be for someone to make a cake in the shape of my body... with my face on it... And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
College girl #1: Oooh, that's a good wish.
London
England
Wait -- Which One Was He Again?
Skinny girl: Holy shit! Jesus wasn't rich?
Geeky guy: Um... No.
Skinny girl: So it was like a moral victory?
Geeky guy: ... What?
London
England
Probably the Best Way to Play Showtunes
American tween boy, about show tune blaring through iPod earphones: I can play this on my armpit.
Heathrow Airport
London
England
And Maybe Some Insulin for Later
College girl: Cookies and beer -- that's all I need in life.
Heathrow Airport
London
England
Overheard by: Spencer
Categories: Chicks | Drinking & drunks | England | Food | Posted 2007-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
For Those Who Think Dickens Was Melodramatic
Disgruntled mother: If I catch you biting your nails again, I am going to cut off your hair in your sleep.
Gloucester Road
London
England
Overheard by: Never want to have children
A Man with a Giant Rack
Little boy, about American tourist chick: Look, Daddy! She's got big boots on... Like a man!
England
There's a Drag Ball at Grandpa's Nursing Home Tonight
Girl to friend: So, how many skirts do you know that are made for the figure of a man?
Priestley College
Warrington
England
Overheard by: RuncornianAsh
Well,Maybe That Teller Who's Always Rolling Up the Bills?
Woman on cell: I don't know. I couldn't understand the message... I'll let you listen to it later... Well, would anybody at the bank say 'peace out'?
London
England
Categories: England | On the phone | Words | Posted 2007-09-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just Your Country
Charity guy: Hello there. I'm Australian, and I'm giving out free hugs.
Girl: Okay then [hugs him].
Charity guy: What about your friends here?
Girl: Oh, they're German. They don't want hugs.
Redhill
Surrey
England
It's Not Consent Per Se...
Builder to another during break: Mate, I tell you -- that fish was happy.
Dalston
London
England
Categories: Animals | Creepsters | England | Posted 2007-07-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like a Rest Stop on the Jersey Turnpike
Excited girl exiting bathroom: That toilet smells like America!
The Angel Restaurant
London
England
Overheard by: Nics
Categories: Chicks | Cleanliness | England | Posted 2007-06-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is It Too Late to Change Our Minds?
Lecturer: If I'd given you gin instead of phonology, no doubt you'd all be sitting closer together.
Manchester University
UK
Overheard by: Ferdinand
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Education | England | Teachers | Posted 2007-05-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Vietnam Memories
Girl on cell: ... And he ate the whole ear.
Swan Walk Shopping Centre
Horsham
UK
Categories: England | Gossip | On the phone | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
My Secret? I Like Forcible Sex
Drunk teen: Anyone could be a rapist... I could be a rapist, that lady with the bag could be a rapist... [Lady with bag looks over, appalled.] Oh, well, I'm sure you are really very nice!
King's Cross Night Bus
London
England
Overheard by: Andrea
Categories: Drunks | England | Philosophy | Posted 2007-05-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Glory Be to God for Dappled Things
Chick: ... So then I started exfoliating my nipples every morning...
London
England
Overheard by: gin
He's a Hard Worker, and You Don't Have to Pay Him Scale
Leather-clad guy to another: I'll lend you my iguana. It'll save you money.
Sheffield
England
Overheard by: chris
Categories: Animals | Creepsters | England | Money | Posted 2007-04-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
