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According to Our Bible --the Josie and the Pussycats Movie

Tween girl #1: Oh my god... You look so orange in that picture!
Tween girl #2: Bitch.
Tween girl #1: No! It's a good thing! Orange is the new pink!

Switzerland

I Want... to Be You

Guy #1: Oh my god! You look good! You've never looked so good!
Girl: Um... I don't know how to take that.
Guy #1: I just mean that you look so much better than I've ever seen.
Girl: You're making this worse.
Guy #1: Don't worry. I'm not hitting on you.
Guy #2: Stop talking, dude.

Beromünster
Switzerland


Categories: Advice | Compliments | Default | Europe | Girls | Guys | Posted 2008-03-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

With a Boyfriend, I'll Go Through Less Peanutbutter

Vet student #1: I need to see about some place that allows animals next year. I really miss my cats.
Vet student #2: Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it all just depends. I mean, if I can get a boyfriend, I might not even need a dog.

overheardinathens.com


Categories: Animals | Europe | Overheard in Athens | Relationships | Students | Posted 2008-01-30 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook