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And by "Celebrating Mass" I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean
18-year-old guy to friend: If I liked kids, I would be celebrating mass at a Catholic church.
Mexico City
Mexico
Overheard by: Kafnut
Categories: Central America | Christianity | Friends | Kids | Teens | Posted 2009-12-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is He on First?
Girl #1: You know every time I see Tyler Perry I think about the white Tyler Perry.
Girl #2: That's Steven Perry from Aerosmith.
Girl #3: That's Steven Tyler.
Girl #1: Well, I'm talking about the Tyler Perry from Friends.
Girl #4: That's Mathew Perry!
Cancun
Mexico
Categories: About celebrities | Central America | Compare and contrast | Girls | Music | Names | TV shows | Posted 2009-11-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is That Like Asking a Black Guy to Tap Dance? Discuss.
Muscular black man: I'm like, "if you're going to be gay around me, you have to at least be funny."
St. Thomas
Virgin Islands
Categories: Advice | Black people | Central America | Gym rats | Sexuality | Posted 2009-07-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Door Is Somewhere in New Jersey
Bus preacher: Prime time bingo is the key to hell.
Kingston
Jamaica
Categories: Central America | Default | Evil | Games | Religious fanatics | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
We'll Have Italian When We Go to Ghana
Tourist #1: Do you think we should eat Mexican or Italian?
Tourist #2: Mexican is indigenous to the culture of Puerto Rico. Let's eat that...
San Juan
Puerto Rico
This Is a Funeral, Sarah
Chick: Man, I hate vacations! I always end up over-packing, and then I never get laid!
Kingston
Jamaica
