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As Seen in Little People, Big Bummer

Very tall boy on Taipei subway: You don't need to diet, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the concert?
Very short girl: I don't go to concerts.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can never see anything.

Shout-out: talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan Dali


Categories: Advice | Diet & weight | Girls | Guys | Other sites | Taiwan | Wishes | Posted 2010-06-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Besides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in central Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along several boxes of detergent, because she doesn't like the smell of American detergent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to smell like an American either.

Shout-out: talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan

Now I'm Working on a Novel About Them

Suit on the Taipei subway: After I went home that day, I kept thinking about hemorrhoids.

Shout-out: talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan


Categories: Ass | Fears | Maladies | Other sites | Suits | Taiwan | Train | Posted 2008-06-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

A Man Should Fall Down for the Right Reason

Tayal #1: Do you know that Oro had a stroke?
Man: I have heard that.
Tayal #2: Which Oro?
Man: Tienmei's father.
Tayal #2: How did that happen?
Tayal #1: He didn't drink enough liquor.

Shout-out: talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan


Categories: Friends | Gossip | Taiwan | Posted 2007-04-22 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook