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Like Having Grandma Sit on Your Face

Hostess describing rose and black lady tea combo: Smells like rose, tastes like lady.

Beijing
China


Categories: China | Default | Food | Language barrier | Sensory experiences | Women | Words | Posted 2008-03-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

And If It Involves Glitter and Castor Oil, That's His Business

Tween boy to another: You seem very gay to me.
Woman with them: That's not very nice!
Tween boy: What? All I mean is he has a really busy social life.

Moon River Diner
Shanghai
China


Overheard by: MF in China


Categories: China | Default | Guys | Insults | Restaurants | Tweens | Women | Words | Posted 2008-03-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Oh! Take Me!

Nerdy American guy to girlfriend: I am a subset of your superset.

Shanghai
China


Overheard by: MF


Categories: China | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Relationships | Posted 2008-01-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Either That or They Swallowed Some

Dutch tourist as four very fat tourists waddle by: I bet they're American.

Hong Kong, China

Overheard by: i was thinking the same thing


Categories: China | Insults | Tourists | Posted 2007-11-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Or Just Use Them to Lash Insolent Tourists?

Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah -- I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?

Hong Kong, China

Overheard by: Kim


Categories: Bimbettes | China | Fashion | Questions | Posted 2007-11-23 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook