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Who Was Supposed to Bring the Lube Today?
History teacher: Ah, sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Well, I definitely did the rock 'n' roll bit. Not the drugs, though. And uh... Hm. So did you all do the assignment?
11th Grade History Class
Hong Kong
China
Like Having Grandma Sit on Your Face
Hostess describing rose and black lady tea combo: Smells like rose, tastes like lady.
Beijing
China
Categories: China | Default | Food | Language barrier | Sensory experiences | Women | Words | Posted 2008-03-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And If It Involves Glitter and Castor Oil, That's His Business
Tween boy to another: You seem very gay to me.
Woman with them: That's not very nice!
Tween boy: What? All I mean is he has a really busy social life.
Moon River Diner
Shanghai
China
Overheard by: MF in China
Oh! Take Me!
Nerdy American guy to girlfriend: I am a subset of your superset.
Shanghai
China
Overheard by: MF
Categories: China | Dorks, Geeks & Nerds | Relationships | Posted 2008-01-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Either That or They Swallowed Some
Dutch tourist as four very fat tourists waddle by: I bet they're American.
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: i was thinking the same thing
Or Just Use Them to Lash Insolent Tourists?
Bimbette tourist: Oh, right, yeah -- I need to find some belts. Do Chinese people wear belts?
Hong Kong, China
Overheard by: Kim
