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Ditzy cute girl: Look at the clouds! They're blue!
Friend, deadpan: You mean the sky.
Ditzy cute girl: Yeah! Ohmigod, kittensssss!
Jakarta
Indonesia
Overheard by: I only want my coffee
You're Not Writing Your Own Vows, Are You?
Person #1: What's that movie with Tom Hanks and the volleyball?
Person #2: Castaway.
Person #1: Oh, I'm so bored... You're like the volleyball to me. I don't necessarily like you, but you're there and I'm alone.
Guam
Stupid International Date Line
Girl: Okay, let's catch up on Tuesday. Oh, wait, when's Tuesday?
Jakarta
Indonesia
Categories: Asia | Girls | Stupidity | Time Management | Posted 2010-02-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.
Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I'm gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin'.
Straight friend: Uhhh.
Bangkok
Thailand
It Wasn't Until Cambodia That Josh Fell Silent
20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?
Boat Tour
Central Vietnam
Overheard by: its not easy growing up
Everything He Knows About Americans He Learned from Watching Roseanne Reruns
Little boy, pointing to tourist: Mom! I can't get on because the American will eat me!
Philippines
Poor Charles Darwin
Intense guy, shouting: It's a fact! But I don't have any proof.
Kathmandu
Nepal
She Doesn't Deserve a Prince Like Me
Guy #1, during a college basketball game: Dude! I saw my ex, Bea, down there!
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah. She got fat! Fuck you, bitch! (high fives guy #1)
Araneta Coliseum
Manila
The Philippines
Overheard by: VM
Categories: Asia | Death & dying | Guys | Insults | Relationships | Posted 2009-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
One Of the Reasons We Came to Thailand.
Girl #1, looking at picture: Oh my gosh! Look, the first aider is totally judging her. If I was passed out from crack, I would so not wanna be judged.
Girl #2: Oh, I know, totally!
Thailand
Categories: Asia | Compare and contrast | Default | Drugs | Girls | Offers and requests | Posted 2009-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...I Allowed the Holy Spirit Into My Life.
Disgruntled freshman girl #1: Ugh, I hate that guy. He is like, you know, so... Ugh!
Disgruntled freshman girl #2: I know, right?
Rude sophomore guy, interrupting: Oh, me and him? We're like porn buddies!
(awkward silence from girls)
Rude sophomore guy: What? That was like, before.
Cainta
Rizal
Philippines
Overheard by: happened to be eating lunch
Same with Underaged Hookers
Dude #1: Do you smoke?
Dude #2: No.
Dude #1: You should. It's really cheap here.
Java
Indonesia
Overheard by: not the person who overheard this (whatupM!!! : P)
Nobody Even Pretends to Understand U.S. Politics
Teacher: So, you have two teams. Let's make a team name. Like...the red team and the green team, or the lion team and the tiger team. What's your team name?
Ten-year-old boy: Obama team. (team members nod)
Teacher: Uh, okay. (to other team) So, are you guys the McCain team?
Ten-year-old girl: No! (whispered consultation with team members) Blue team.
English School
Gifu
Japan
Categories: Animals | Asia | Compare and contrast | Default | Guys | Kids | Names | Questions | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Teachers | Posted 2009-03-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Their Jewelry Boxes
Guy: All girls from Minnesota have the same thumbs.
Jerusalem
Israel
Categories: Asia | Body parts | Default | Gender issues | Geography | Guys | Posted 2009-02-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Don't Think Church Is Working for You, Ramón
Guy: Who's that?
Girl: That's jenny.
Guy: How do we know her?
Girl: From church. She's so humble and pretty! And to think she looks like that after giving birth!
Guy: Ugh! What a bitch!
Mall
Manila
Philippines
Puppy: Hey, I May Be Dinner-- Cut Me Some Slack
Middle aged tourist with shopping bags moving towards a small puppy: Well, my oh my, aren't you the sweetest looking thing in the world!
Puppy: (barks)
Middle aged tourist: Oh, go fuck yourself!
Bangkok
Thailand
Overheard by: Adair
Despite Having Been Voted Off the Island
Foreigner: Man, there's so many foreigners here! They're everywhere!
Kyoto
Japan
Categories: Asia | Default | Foreigners | Geography | Posted 2008-10-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Feet I Can Take or Leave Alone
Woman: Definitely. I had both feet in the door, but now it's just one foot in the door.
Man: I hate doors.
Bangkok
Thailand
Overheard by: Adair
Why Arsenal Is Losing the Battle for Hearts and Minds
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.
Japan
Categories: Asia | Asians | Clothes | Default | Foreigners | Gym rats | Insults | Kids | Language barrier | Questions | Posted 2008-08-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Schoolhouse Rock That Was Too "Edgy" for the U.S.
Math teacher: Use the ratio test if you can expect to cancel out many many factors, like a happy schizophrenic child flailing his factor-canceling-crowbar.
Philippines
Categories: Asia | Compare and contrast | Default | Education | Mental illnesses | Teachers | Posted 2008-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
English Conversation Is Fun
Attractive 30-year-old blond European woman: You can say it, say it, sayyyyyy it!
50-year-old well dressed Japanese man: Penis... penis... penis...
Ginza
Tokyo
Japan
Overheard by: Brian Milvid
