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At Least I'll Make Some Money Off the Video
Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to... yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!
Cape Town
South Africa
Categories: Africa | Body parts | Cleanliness | Girls | Health & Hygiene | On the phone | Technology | Weirdness | Posted 2009-11-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Which Brings Me to Today's Lab Assignment
Professor: Sponges can regenerate from the broken pieces. If you put a sponge through a mincing machine, you just get lots of little sponges. If you put a cow through, you get mince. If you put a person through, you get arrested.
Rhodes University
South Africa
Overheard by: Amused Zoology Student
Categories: Africa | Animals | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Crimes | Murder | Science | Teachers | Posted 2009-10-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dad's the Other White Meat.
Girl #1: So my mother says our dog is her "little sausage," so she's started calling him "pork sword."
Girl #2, laughing: That's got to be awkward!
Girl #1: Tell me about it! The other day my boyfriend thought she was yelling for my dad.
Cape Town
South Africa
Next You'll Be Telling Me My Penis Is a Decent Size!
Annoyed guy to girl: But just now you told me you weren't cold! It's our first date and you're already lying to me!
Pretoria
South Africa.
Overheard by: CBGB
Categories: Africa | Girls | Guys | Lies | Relationships | Posted 2009-08-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...And a Very Merry Anal-Fisting.
Good looking dude, walking up to friend: Cunnilingus!
Good looking friend: And cunnilingus to you too.
Wits University
Johannesburg
South Africa
And I Am Not Jerry Springer, My Friend
Cop (in creole): Move along.
Hobo: You don't know me!
Port Louis
Mauritius
Overheard by: Kallay
Points for Playing Through the Pain, Though
Girl: The moral of the story is: "Don't give blow jobs with a dislocated jaw!"
Rhodes University
South Africa
Categories: Advice | Africa | BJs | Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Default | Girls | Posted 2008-10-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then Why Are My Hands Silver After Touching It?
Tourist: Is it solid silver?
Salesman: Let me show you. First, do you know how to tell the difference between solid silver and silver plate?
Tourist: No.
Salesman: This is solid silver.
Dodgy Souvenir Shop
Egypt
Categories: Africa | Compare and contrast | Customers | Default | Guys | Offers and requests | Questions | Shopping | Stores | Tourists | Posted 2008-05-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Arby's Comes to Ghana
American #1: What the hell is that smell? I have to find out, because I never want to be around it again.
American #2: Smells like sulfur.
American #3: I've been around cadaver...
American #2: Cadavers smell better.
American #3: No, cadavers smell different. Still awful, but different.
American #2: ... I've only been around the freshly dead.
Our Lady of Lourdes Grotto, Gbi Agbenoxoe
Ho Region
Ghana, South Africa
Overheard by: Yevu!
Categories: Africa | Death & dying | Foreigners | Posted 2007-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Second-Greatest Story Ever Told
British woman: They asked me if I believed in Jesus and I said, 'No, but I do worship Godzilla.'
CCS Home Base, Fodome Road
Hohoe, Volta Region
Ghana, West Africa
Categories: Africa | Foreigners | Religion | Posted 2007-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
She's a Committed Omnivore
British woman: Ah, look, Dede's eating a piece of paper.
American woman: I caught her eating a crayon today.
British woman: The other day she ate a piece of chalk during class. She'll basically eat anything you give to her.
Volta School for the Mentally Handicapped
Gbi Kpendu, Volta Region
Ghana, West Africa
Categories: Africa | Foreigners | Mental illnesses | Posted 2007-08-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Question Is, How Is It Not?
Student #1: I don't know what people are going on about. To me, 'fuzzy logic' and 'rough sets' are basically the same.
Student #2: How is fuzzy logic anything like rough sex?
University of Pretoria
South Africa
Overheard by: Daniel
Categories: Africa | Colleges & Universities | Students | Words | Posted 2007-07-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
