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They Have a Cool Little Hotspot Called Bar Nun

Balding yuppie guy on cell: All things being equal, I would like to drink.
(pause)
Balding yuppie guy on cell: Oh, so you guys are drinking in the convent?

Saxby's Coffee
Georgetown, Washington, DC

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Compare and contrast | Default | Drinking & drunks | Guys | On the phone | Questions | Religion | Restaurants | Washington, DC | Wishes | Yuppies | Posted 2008-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Oh, Niles Crane, We've Missed You So

Middle aged yuppie on cell: You know what we need? An emergency wine kit.

Outside the Coliseum
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Danial

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Advice | California | Drinking & drunks | Guys | Offers and requests | On the phone | Wishes | Yuppies | Posted 2008-04-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Who Knew Yuppie Teens Could Leave Us So Intrigued?

Yuppie teen girl #1: I'm sooo glad it didn't happen when those boys were looking at the restaurant!
Yuppie teen girl #2: Your face is totally like a target for their... like... stuff.

Hotel elevator
South Carolina

Overheard by: wtf are you talking about?

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Default | Feelings | Girls | South Carolina | Teens | Words | Yuppies | Posted 2008-03-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

"Parties" Involve Group Sex

Yuppie blonde: So I told him, I was like, 'Don't call it a party, you know? Just say you're getting drunk!'
Yuppie brunette: Exactly.

24 Hour Fitness
Denver, Colorado

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Advice | Colorado | Yuppies | Posted 2007-11-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

His Screenname Is BiggStudd4U

Late-20s blonde yuppie: I love him, and I think he loves me.
Late-20s brunette yuppie: That's cool.
Late-20s blonde yuppie: Yeah, I think his name's Paul or John or something.

North Beach
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i love love

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Gossip | Names | San Francisco | Yuppies | Posted 2007-08-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I'm Basically a Communal Stress Ball

Yuppie girl on cell: ... And then he grabbed my ass right in front of her! If I was her, I would have thrown a fit... But she knows she'll never be at my level.

Georgetown
Washington, DC

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Insults | Washington, DC | Yuppies | Posted 2007-07-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook