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Thanks Sweetie, But That Was the Bedpost
Overexposed springbreaker: Well, since it was a communal dildo, I thought I would be considerate and clean it off.
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Ew!
Categories: Cleanliness | Etiquette | Florida | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Toys | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
All Those Murdered Tomatoes...
College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.
Duluth, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nic
Categories: Compare and contrast | Dancing | Feelings | Guys | Minnesota | Music | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'd Like to Make a "Donation" to That Cause, If You Know What I Mean
Girl: So Natalie Portman is speaking tonight. I want to go.
Boy: What is it about?
Girl: Poverty, but who cares? It's Natalie Portman.
Boy: Yeah, fuck poverty, she's hot.
University
Berkeley, California
Categories: About celebrities | Beauty | California | Colleges & Universities | Education | Friends | Girls | Guys | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
At Least Take a Bite of This Apple
Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That's funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.
Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania
Categories: Bimbettes | Body parts | Colleges & Universities | Comebacks | Compare and contrast | Etiquette | Girls | Guys | Pennsylvania | Relationships | Religion | Religious fanatics | Sex | Students | Wishes | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If They've Been Naughty, Santa Brings Them Small Penises.
Female college student: Do boys still really have cooties at thirteen?
Male college student: Nope. That's when they get penises.
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Meghan
Categories: Age and ageing | Arizona | Compare and contrast | Default | Friends | Gender issues | Girls | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Kids | Penis | Sexuality | Students | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though
Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty... Don't you think she's pretty?
Drunk college guy: I'm not really into cartoons...[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Megan
Good Luck Explaining That to Non-Native Speakers
American college guy to friends: My mom told me I was pussy-whipped.
Brussels National Airport
Belgium
Overheard by: aja
Categories: Airports & flights | Belgium | Default | Family ties | Guys | Stupidity | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-03-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Do You Expect at a Party School Like Harvard?
Eager freshman: It's like a disco, but with books!
Harvard Yard
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Categories: Books | Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Massachusetts | Students | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-03-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Inevitable Evolution of Zack and Screech's Relationship
College jock: Girls suck. I would so be your gay lover if it weren't for the whole butt-sex thing.
Scrawny friend: Me too, man.
Davis, California
Categories: California | Default | Gripes | Guys | Jocks | Sex | Sexuality | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2008-02-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Being a Viking Means Having to Pick Your Battles
Bearded college guy: Yeah, I would have had a much better chance if my last name was, like, "Visigoth," but I couldn't, like, lie to her about it at that point, you know?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Categories: Names | Wisconsin | Yeahhh, college! | Posted 2007-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
