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In the Continuous Porn That Runs in My Head, Anyway.
Big guy to much smaller friend: We're so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Categories: Canadia | Default | Fat people | Feelings | Friends | Skinny people | Posted 2008-03-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That's the Last Time I'll Have an Orgy with a Family of Klutzes
Large woman: Your dad kicked me in the head!
Scrawny boyfriend: What?
Large woman: And then you kicked me in the head!
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Canadia
Overheard by: Marg
Categories: Canadia | Default | Family ties | Fat people | Gripes | Skinny people | Violence | Posted 2008-03-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Fairly Aquiver with Anticipation
BBW: You wouldn't want to see me in pretzel-formation.
Skinny man: How would you know?
BBW: I mean it. You really wouldn't want to see me in pretzel-formation. It's not very pretty to watch. It gets stuck easily that way.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Melissa
Categories: Advice | Default | Fat people | Georgia | Gripes | Skinny people | Posted 2008-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Don't Trust Skinny People with Your Food
Skinny guy #1: I'm thinking our restaurant should have, like, taxidermied animals and tomato plants and stuff.
Skinny guy #2: Way cool!
Skinny guy #1: That way it could be like a museum of natural history full of the things people are eating, living or dead.
Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com
Overheard by: rich
Categories: Airports & flights | Animals | Default | Food | Guys | Oregon | Overheard in PDX | Skinny people | Wishes | Posted 2008-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So I'll Stay with Him Until I'm Skinny Enough to Do Better
Skinny sorostitute: Every time I see him he just makes me want to throw up.
Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: Lindsay
Categories: Arizona | Colleges & Universities | Default | Gripes | Health & Hygiene | Skinny people | Sorority types | Posted 2008-03-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
'Cause Then She Took One of My Legs and Snapped It
Skinny girl: My roommate's nuts. We got into another fight.
Tall girl: Oh, God, what is it now? She's mad again 'cause you don't rinse every drop of toothpaste out of the sink, right?
Skinny girl: No, it's the mayonnaise! The fucking mayonnaise! She accused me of eating it! Just the plain mayo, not on a sandwich or anything. I looked at her and told her, 'Listen, bitch, I don't eat mayo. I'm anorexic.' She's accusing me of having no self control!
Tall girl: So, what happened then?
Skinny girl: I was drunk, so I threw the mayo out our front door and said, 'Ha! Now no one can eat it!' I don't think that helped the situation at all.
George Herman's
Charlotte, North Carolina
Categories: Default | Food | Girls | Gossip | Health & Hygiene | North Carolina | Skinny people | Violence | Posted 2008-02-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But We Should Probably Spread That Rumor Just in Case
Skinny white guy: Yep.
Goth girl: No way.
Skinny white guy: Yep.
Goth girl: No way. Too royal.
Skinny white guy: I'm serious.
Goth girl: No way. Princess Di was way too perfect to be giving someone head while they're driving.
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Nick K.
Categories: About celebrities | Australia | BJs | Default | Girls | Gossip | Goths | Guys | Skinny people | Posted 2008-02-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Gonna Go Grab a Bucket of Chicken and Some Porn
Skinny brunette: How many calories do you burn masturbating? Gross, I know...
Skinny redhead: I read in Cosmo that it's somewhere between one-fifty and two hundred.
Skinny brunette, gasping: See?! People ought to promote masturbation more! This is why America is getting so fat! No one is touching themselves!
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: then why am I so fat?
Categories: Masturbation | Overheard in Minneapolis | Skinny people | Posted 2007-11-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
