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If You Have to Tell Her, You're Doing It Wrong

Random guy: Man, you just gotta cowboy the fuck up and tell the dumb bitch you're doing her in the ass!

Moe's Southwest Grill
Norman, Oklahoma

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Categories: Advice | Ass | Backdoor | Etiquette | Guys | Insults | Oklahoma | Rednecks | Relationships | Restaurants | Violence | Posted 2008-04-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Hope to Be the Best Piece of Ash She's Ever Had

Old hillbilly: I love my old lady so much, I told her that when I die, I want her to cremate me, put me in a douche bag and give me one more go 'round...

Athens, Georgia

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Categories: Georgia | Gossip | Hubbies | Rednecks | Posted 2007-12-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

When It's Really More of a Truce

Lady: Damn! This dress done makes me look like I gave up on life!

Dressing room
Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: Ursulav

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Categories: Clothing | North Carolina | Rednecks | Posted 2007-08-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook