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Well, Why Didn't You Say So In The First Place

Girl on cell in busy hallway: Will you assholes shut up?! I'm trying to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend here!
Punk: When you get done breaking up with him, can I fuck you?
Girl on cell: No!
Punk: Not even anal?

Macomb Community College
Warren, Michigan

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Categories: Backdoor | Chicks | Michigan | Punks | Questions | Posted 2008-02-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Most Fun I've Ever Had

Punk rocker: I was in the paper for being a hero, but I wasn't really. I just shoved some kid's intestines back inside him and covered it with duct tape and drove him at a hundred and forty-five miles per hour to the hospital.

Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

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Categories: Bragging | Overheard at Cornell | Punks | Posted 2007-12-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

From the Trailer for Revenge of the Dairy Fairy

Punk walking down dairy aisle: Dude, don't say that here...
Friend: What? Am I gonna offend the cheese?

Safeway
Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Roosebeck

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Categories: Canadia | Food | Punks | Posted 2007-11-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

For the Last Time, That Was a Playground.

Blue-haired guy: Man, those guys over at the methadone clinic are a bunch of snitches!

Seattle, Washington

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Categories: Gripes | Punks | Washington | Posted 2007-10-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Sex, Death...

Punk chick #1: Well, it's just... I'm confused...
Punk chick #2: It's okay, it's summer! There are a lot of confusing things in the air, like love... and pollen.

Maryland

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Categories: Maryland | Punks | Stupidity | Posted 2007-09-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Or "Why Didn't You Abandon Us Years Ago?"

Punk: Why don't they have a Father's Day card that says, 'Dad, you suck. Happy Father's Day'?

Greensboro, North Carolina

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Categories: Holidays | North Carolina | Punks | Posted 2007-09-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Also, Same Question for "Penis"

Skater punk: Wait -- uterus like the planet, or in your body?

San Francisco, California

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Categories: Punks | San Francisco | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2007-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Ask Your Doctor about Cialis

13-year-old punk girl: I've seen you somewhere before.
Punk guy: Probably. I sell drugs.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Categories: Drugs | Pennsylvania | Punks | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook