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...With a Three-Valium Chaser?
Posh-sounding, punk-looking 20-year-old girl on cell: You want to kill yourself? Oh. Have you tried having a having cup of tea?
London
England
Overheard by: Richard
As the Title Of My Autobiography Clearly States
14-year-old boy to punk friends: Jesus loves me, and I don't give a damn.
Portland, Oregon
...So Quit Being Such a Pussy.
Greaser guy holding kitten: Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty!
Punk girl: I think he knows he's a kitty.
Bakersfield, California
You'll Never Graduate Cum Laude at This Rate
High school punk #1: "Fluids" sounds better.
High school punk #2: I don't like fluids.
High school punk #1: And that's why you're flunking band!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: SaraG(as in gee, I wonder what THAT means...)
Our Mental Instability Is the Glue That Binds Our Friendship, Sadie.
Purple-haired girl on swing: I love the swings. When I was a kid I used to just sit on them for hours, having panic attacks.
Punk girl on swing: Holy fuck, you too!?
Bakersfield, California
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | Kids | Memory lane | Punks | Posted 2009-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think You Need to Be Only in Your Panties to Fully Appreciate This Quote
Punk girl: For some reason, everything you do makes sense when you're in only your panties.
Purple-haired girl: I know, right? It makes sense to me too!
Tall greaser guy: In fact, it wouldn't make sense if you weren't only in your panties.
Bakersfield, California
Categories: California | Clothes | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Punks | Questions | Posted 2009-06-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Have to Get Away from It As Quickly As Possible
Fast-walking emo kid: There is no slowing down when it comes to me and High School Musical.
Wal-Mart
Roanoke, Virginia
Overheard by: snarky writer
Why Lightbulb-Shaped Buttplugs Exist.
Punk girl: A lamp?
Punk guy: While it was still on.
Punk girl: Didn't that like...burn the colon?
Punk guy: Apparently it wasn't on at first. Someone decided to plug it in as a joke.
Punk girl, giggling: Oh my god...what happened with that?
Punk guy: I don't know--all I know is that it involved the hospital.
California
Categories: Ass | California | Compare and contrast | Default | Girls | Guys | Punks | Questions | Weirdness | Posted 2009-05-31 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Who Will Punch Me in the Ovaries Regardless.
Drunk punk girl #1: Oh my god! Is that a raccoon? I think it's staring at me!
Drunk punk girl #2: That's a fuckin shirt, you retard.
Drunk punk girl #1: Well, if it bites me, I'm punching you in the ovaries!
Drunk punk girl #2, muttering: I need new friends.
Outside Bar
Niagara Falls, New York
Categories: Animals | Bars & Clubs | Body parts | Clothes | Default | Drunks | Girls | New York | Offers and requests | Punks | Threats | Violence | Posted 2009-05-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And What About "Punk"?
Punk guy: Man, I hate all these suburban punks.
Dumb girl: "Suburban"? Is that even a word??
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Audrey
Which Is the First Rule Of Lesbian Fight Club
Artsy emo: It was like lesbian Fight Club! First Leema liked Holly, then she liked Tracy, who liked Nicola, who also liked Holly. So Nicola and Leema got in a fist fight and in the end, Tracy and Holly had sex in the woodshop classroom!
Toronto
Canadia
By That Point, We Were Married with Three Kids.
Punk girl: So we started fucking on a regular basis, right? And then I realized that I may actually like the guy!
University Campus
Austin, Texas
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Compare and contrast | Default | Feelings | Girls | Punks | Questions | Sex | Texas | Posted 2009-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
My Favorite Guy to Get Pregnant By Is Also Named Ricky
Skinny punk teen girl: Oh, I love lime rickeys. But my favorite drink--when I'm not pregnant--is a rum rickey.
Franklin Fountain
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: office peon
Categories: Default | Drinking & drunks | Feelings | Girls | Pennsylvania | Punks | Weirdness | Posted 2009-02-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I've Got the List Whittled Down to Me, You, and Anderson Cooper
Punk dude: I have the ability to decide who deserves a soul.
Manitou Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Nathan Brauner
Ummm... No
Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That's sexy.
Starbucks
Lakeport, California
Categories: California | Compare and contrast | Default | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Goths | Punks | Sexuality | Vagina | Posted 2009-01-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!
Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?
Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Melanie
The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity
Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, "Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!" Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: um...are you sure he wasn't the waiter?
Jeffrey the Giraffe Went Chuck Norris on Us
Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys "R" Us! It was so awesome!
Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia
Categories: Crimes | Georgia | Memory lane | Punks | Should have used a condom | Posted 2008-08-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well, Why Didn't You Say So In The First Place
Girl on cell in busy hallway: Will you assholes shut up?! I'm trying to have a serious conversation with my boyfriend here!
Punk: When you get done breaking up with him, can I fuck you?
Girl on cell: No!
Punk: Not even anal?
Macomb Community College
Warren, Michigan
The Most Fun I've Ever Had
Punk rocker: I was in the paper for being a hero, but I wasn't really. I just shoved some kid's intestines back inside him and covered it with duct tape and drove him at a hundred and forty-five miles per hour to the hospital.
Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Categories: Bragging | Overheard at Cornell | Punks | Posted 2007-12-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
From the Trailer for Revenge of the Dairy Fairy
Punk walking down dairy aisle: Dude, don't say that here...
Friend: What? Am I gonna offend the cheese?
Safeway
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: Roosebeck
For the Last Time, That Was a Playground.
Blue-haired guy: Man, those guys over at the methadone clinic are a bunch of snitches!
Seattle, Washington
Categories: Gripes | Punks | Washington | Posted 2007-10-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Sex, Death...
Punk chick #1: Well, it's just... I'm confused...
Punk chick #2: It's okay, it's summer! There are a lot of confusing things in the air, like love... and pollen.
Maryland
Or "Why Didn't You Abandon Us Years Ago?"
Punk: Why don't they have a Father's Day card that says, 'Dad, you suck. Happy Father's Day'?
Greensboro, North Carolina
Categories: Holidays | North Carolina | Punks | Posted 2007-09-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Also, Same Question for "Penis"
Skater punk: Wait -- uterus like the planet, or in your body?
San Francisco, California
Categories: Punks | San Francisco | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2007-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Ask Your Doctor about Cialis
13-year-old punk girl: I've seen you somewhere before.
Punk guy: Probably. I sell drugs.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Categories: Drugs | Pennsylvania | Punks | Posted 2007-04-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
