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Slow It Is, Sir
Surgeon: Hey, I need to change the big, sticky plastic dressing on your arm. Wanna go slow or do it in one fell swoop?
Patient, looking at dressing covering length of arm: Nahhh, that ain't gon' be no wonton soup...
Jamaica Hospital
Overheard by: MS3
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Wtf?
Categories: Body parts | Doctors | Food | Health & Hygiene | New York | Patients | Posted 2010-06-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Fair Enough. Solitary Confinement It Is, Then.
Newly admitted psych patient: I'm here because I'm crazy! What the hell is art therapy going to do for me?
Highland Park, Illinois
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Wtf?
Categories: Crazies | Doctor's office | Gripes | Illinois | Mental illnesses | Patients | Questions | Posted 2009-07-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Don't Get Saucy with Me, Mr. Clinton
Nurse: How are the bowel movements?
Patient: Define "bowel movements."
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Overheard by: Not a Dr
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Categories: Body parts | Default | Health & Hygiene | Nurses | Offers and requests | Overheard in Minneapolis | Patients | Questions | Words | Posted 2008-10-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
