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Yeah, I'm the Smart-Ass Who Isn't Out of Insulin

Woman behind counter: The doctor isn't here.
Old lady: What about a nurse?
Woman behind counter: The nurses aren't allowed to write prescriptions.
Old lady: Well, you know, you're a fucking smartass.

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jesa


Categories: Insults | Nurses | Old folks | Tennessee | Posted 2008-02-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Must Be One of Those Quaint Maine Colloquialisms We've Been Hearing About

Nurse: Wow! That's quite some rash you have there.
Patient: Yeah, I feel like a used condom.

Portland, Maine

Overheard by: devulgari


Categories: Health & Hygiene | Maine | Nurses | Posted 2007-10-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook