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You're Just in Time to See the Internet Made Illegible

Soldier: What is that thing?
Passenger #1: An iPhone.
Passenger #2: Man, where the hell have you been?
Soldier: Iraq.

Flight from Minneapolis to Pittsburgh


Categories: Airports & flights | Cell phones | Default | Geography | Military | Questions | Strangers | USA | Posted 2008-06-29 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

He Works in a 7-Eleven, So He's Used to It

Marine to friend: So, it's like a long story. But basically my mom shot my boyfriend.

CostCo
VictorVille, California


Categories: California | Crimes | Death & dying | Default | Family ties | Friends | Military | Murder | Relationships | Women | Posted 2008-04-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

"You're the Worst Math Tutor Ever," I Said.

Marine #1: So, how was it?
Marine #2: Crazy. She wanted me to take a shit in her pussy. That's fucking weird, man.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Soundbite Lover


Categories: California | Kink | Military | Poop | Vagina | Posted 2007-11-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Why Rumsfeld Really Left Office

Marine: So, things were going really well until he blew the tranny.

Twentynine Palms, California


Categories: BJs | California | Gossip | Military | Posted 2007-09-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook