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My Patient Was a Little Upset with Me
Nurse: I didn't know it yet, but I was saying 'fuck'!
VA Medical Center
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Scut-monkey
Are You Sure You Need to See an Obstetrician?
Nurse: Mr. Oberman*?
Mr. Oberman: Yes?
Nurse: Are you still here?
Waiting room
Hampton, Virginia
Overheard by: stainedglassdoll
The Grasshoppers Were Reluctant to Part with Them
Nurse: Okay, so... Where, exactly, did you acquire these grasshopper heads?
Hospital waiting room
California
Overheard by: Niki
Categories: California | Nurses | Questions | Posted 2007-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Well, Where Does Sleep Sex Fit In?
Nurse on phone: Are you sexually active? ... Okay, that's usually a 'yes' or a 'no.'
Tang Center Urgent Care
Berkeley, California
Categories: California | Nurses | Questions | Posted 2007-08-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Police Escort Was Another Hint
Nurse: I didn't even bother checking the urgency, but I guess if there are stab marks it's urgent.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: funvill
Categories: Nurses | Office politics | Overheard in Vancouver | Posted 2007-06-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
We Can, but They're Kinda Like Taffy
Nurse: Okay, it's time to push the baby out. Take a deep breath, hold it, and push! One, two, three... That was an awesome push! I want you to do the same thing with the next contraction, okay?
Baby daddy: Why are you making her do this?
Nurse: Ummm, to get the baby out.
Baby daddy: Are you kidding me? How long do you expect her to do it?
Nurse: Until the baby comes out.
Baby daddy: This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Can't you just pull it out or something?
Labor and Delivery unit
Bakersfield, California
Categories: Birthing | California | Guys | Nurses | Posted 2007-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
